[During a training exercise – weapons are the gash - old food waste.]
Ma’am. Put down the weapon. I mean it ma’am. Put the weapon down.
[Bomber drops the broccoli.]
Now, step away from the cauliflower.
It’s a broccoli, you idiot.
I thought the Charge was stabbed. Did he hit his head as well?
He's doing Tai Chi.
Yeah, yeah, and if it was you, I wouldn't be asking. But it's the Charge!
Listen! Look, we're all running away from something. You're ahead. At least you know what you're running from.
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