[During a training exercise – weapons are the gash - old food waste.]
Spider
Ma’am. Put down the weapon. I mean it ma’am. Put the weapon down.
[Bomber drops the broccoli.]
Spider
Now, step away from the cauliflower.
Buffer
It’s a broccoli, you idiot.
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