Nav quotes from Sea Patrol

ET

My ex-girlfriend is pregnant. I only just found out about it. We'd been broken up for ages but we bumped into each other a couple of months ago

Nav

You obviously did more than bump into her.

Nav

Ursula Morrell, hey? She’s got a hell of a lot to answer for.

Kate

He doesn’t think she’s involved.

Nav

Yes, well, I wonder which part of his anatomy is making that judgement.

ET

Hey, Ro, any news on Swaino’s missus?

RO

Yeah. Yeah, I got an email about 20 minutes ago. [Walks off.]

[Calling after him.] And?

Nav

ET's being posted with us?

Mike

Good to have the old gang back together, wouldn't you say?

Charge

Wooh-hoo-hoo! It's the creature from the deep.

ET

I heard you fellas couldn't deal without me.

Buffer

Yeah right.

Swain

It's good to see you again mate.

ET

It's good to be here.

Mike

Nav, what’s your take on this Campbell Fulton guy?

Nav

Uh, he’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.

Mike

Yeah, I know that, but is he a bit of a loose cannon?

Nav

He’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.

Mike

Enough said.

Nav

Haven't you had enough action for one day?

ET

Nah never, just ahh, I think I pulled a muscle boarding that FFV I thought I might stretch it out.

Nav

Oh no I know what you're doing, trying to drive me crazy.

ET

Is it working?

Nav

No, it's having absolutely no effect whatsoever.

ET

Oh, well I guess I'm safe just to keep doing it then.

Nav

Just don't blame me if I can't think about anything else.

Nav

He kissed me.

Kate

He kissed you by accident?

Kate

I'm aware that you and ET have feelings for each other. Now I don't want to hear about that because I know that nothing would ever happen on the ship. You are too mature and professional for that to happen.

Nav

Thank you.

Nav

And I think that's my pillow calling...

Buffer

Call the hands, call the hands, wakey, wakey, wakey.

Nav

I guess that's not my pillow calling after all.

Buffer

Sorry Ma'am.

Nav

That looks like horse...

Kate

Don't say that.

Nav

Well okay, it looks like the product of a horse that ate some birthday candles.

Kate

With these things it's the thought that counts.

Nav

Well at least it will taste good.

Kate

Well actually it's just a bit frozen.

Nav

How long has it been out?

Kate

About 45 mins.

Nav

You should have taken it out last night.

Kate

Yeah I know, thanks for that.

Oh oh oooooo ooh wow wooow!

Charge

Oh recording recording!

Nav

Spider hasn't got a chance against her.

RO

Guys, some of us are trying to work here.

Nav

RO, shoosh.

Kate

Ahh, have we found something of interest on the EOD?

Charge

No, just perving on the cruiser.

Kate

What's Webb done with his life jacket?

Charge

Ummm well he.....

Nav

You know Spider, he's just...Spider.

Kate

Right

Nav

We already had intelligence that you were in the galley.

Mike

No doubt they told you I was making a mess.

Nav

No comment boss

Mike

How do we frame our grief? How do we make sense of a life taken away so early? These are the things we will ponder for years to come and there are no easy answers. What is clear, though, is the way ET lived his life. He represented the finest values of the Royal Australian Navy. He believed passionately. He was loyal to his crew, and he never sharped his duty. He was courageous, diligent, and his sense of humour could defuse even the most difficult situation. He was a son, he was a brother, he was a friend, and he... he was a member of my crew. We will miss him.

I now commit Leading Seaman Joshua Holiday to the sea, may his soul rest in peace.

Buffer

General salute, present, arms!

Buffer

Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Nav

[Under her breath.] Goodbye.

Mike

What do you think of our new Electronics Tech?

Nav

Up himself and unprofessional.

Kate

It's early days.