My ex-girlfriend is pregnant. I only just found out about it. We'd been broken up for ages but we bumped into each other a couple of months ago
You obviously did more than bump into her.
My Mum always said I had big ears
I don't think that was a compliment, Spider...
Don’t know about you, boss, but I’m starting to feel like someone’s appetiser.
Come on, ET. You’re a main course at least.
Hey, Charge. Charge! Look at this. This is our own pirate.
Arr, ahoy there, me hearties. I’ll be eating your liver with a spoon.
GGirl
Nup.
BBoy
You’re not as good as Jack Sparrow,.
Not at all.
'[[Nav shakes her head.]
Well, did my best. Tough crowd.
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