Mike quotes from Sea Patrol

Kate

Sir, four elephants and a giraffe could’ve gone over in that storm, we’d never know.

Mike

I think we can safely not bother looking for any elephants. The giraffe on the other hand…

Mike

[Observing Bright Island.] Feds?

Buffer

Looks like it, sir.

Mike

I dropped off two agents, but I can see another six. What the hell are they doing?

Buffer

Breeding, sir?

Mike

What do you do when a federal agent tell you not to worry, Buff?

Buffer

[Chuckles.] Worry like hell, sir.

Chefo

I thought we were playing touch!

Mike

Yeah, we are. You’re touched.

Nav

Chefo’s excelled himself tonight. The scran’s really good.

Scran?

Nav

Uh...

Mike

[Interrupting.] Stuff.

Nav

Stuff Cooked by the Royal Australian Navy.

I see.

Kate

Don’t let that put you off.

Mike

X, aren’t you officer of the watch this evening?

Kate

Yes. I’m sorry, sir. I was enjoying myself so much, I almost forgot I had somewhere else to be. Please excuse me.

She’s a bit lemon-lipped, isn’t she?

Mike

Please don’t take it personally. The XO hates to see an ice boat get away. She’s extremely dedicated.

Nav

Oh, you look fabulous!

Kate

I would like to thank my personal stylist, Lieutenant Commander Mike Flynn, for the loan of his very favourite fishing shirt.

Mike

Black eye adds a degree of authenticity to the ensemble. Don’t you think?

ET

Ease off, Nav. I didn’t volunteer for this gig.

Mike

No, you're there because you failed to keep an eye on David.

Spider

Yeah, believe me, ET. No one volunteered for this gig.

Chefo

Alright. I’m taking bets to see how many rounds it’ll take. My money’s on a single shot.

Spider

One shot for me.

Chefo

Trust the Spider.

Nav

I vote for three. I think you boys might miss the first couple.

Chefo

Whoo. Nav doesn’t think much of our gunnery skills.

Mike

Let’s focus on the job at hand.

Nav

Sorry, boss.

Mike

If the navy permitted a wager... I’d bet on two rounds of the 50-cal.

Buffer

I’m with you, sir.

Mike

What have we got, Chefo?

Chefo

The usual, boss. Plus Spider’s famous Bright Island crabs in hoisin sauce and calamari marinated in garlic and ginger.

Spider

Yeah, try the crabs, sir. The calamari’s not half bad either. Where’d you get it, Chefo?

Chefo

You remember the one we caught up our mast. :[Winks at Mike.]

Mike

Think I’ll have a snag.

Nav

Present company excluded.

Mike

Charming Nav.

ET

Don’t know about you, boss, but I’m starting to feel like someone’s appetiser.

Mike

Come on, ET. You’re a main course at least.

Mike

I’ll come to the hospital tonight, soon as I get this sorted.

Kate

There’s no need. You heard – it’s a superficial wound. I need to get sleep. You’ll be otherwise engaged anyway.

Mike

Then I’ll see you tomorrow.

Kate

Milk chocolate. Not dark.

Nav

ET's being posted with us?

Mike

Good to have the old gang back together, wouldn't you say?

Charge

Wooh-hoo-hoo! It's the creature from the deep.

ET

I heard you fellas couldn't deal without me.

Buffer

Yeah right.

Swain

It's good to see you again mate.

ET

It's good to be here.

Mike

We'll let RO give them the good news.

RO

[Sarcastically.] Thank you sir.

Buffer

It's a great to hear your voice, sir. Any advice would be highly appreciated.

Mike

Buffer, it's a time for a Graunch boarding.

Kate

[To Swain.] Tell me he didn't say "Graunch"!

Swain

I think he did, ma'am.

Buffer

Sir, you are a mad man. It's a pleasure to serve under you. Wish us luck. Over.

Kate

[Under the effects of rohypnol.] I don’t agree with extramarital soy sauce.

Mike

Right. Yeah, well, um... I’ll let you sleep it off.

Kate

[Mumbling.] You’re a beautiful man, Mike Flynn. Just beautiful.

Mike

Okay. Thank you.

Kate

[Under the effects of rohypnol.] Why did you leave?