[The crew are picking fish up off the deck after a storm.]
[Grabs a fish Buffer had picked up.] Oh! Buffer! You kiss me! Kiss me!
Unlike some of us, ET, I’ve got standards.
I reckon that Buffer’s a one-fish kind of guy.
Righto, you lot! I want these uppers clear for a freshwater washdown! Spider, you’re in charge!
[They continue to throw fish over the side.]
That storm in the night sure made a mess. You ever seen it blow as big, ET?
Mate, I slept like a baby. Didn’t feel a thing. Don't know what you’re talking about.
You're pulling my chain, right? The waves were massive. They were at least 20 metres.
[ET laughs.]
20 metres, hey, Spide? You sure you weren’t asleep too?
[RO is collecting fish from the top of the mast.]
Squid for breakfast! [He throws a squid down.] Looks like we did some illegal fishing in that storm.
[Laughs.] You were saying?
I believe you, Spider. How else did we get all this seafood up here?
We’ll need to record the container’s serial number before we decide what to do with it. Who’s up for a recce? It’ll mean one of you in the drink.
[ET points at RO, who frowns. They play a quick game of paper-scissors-rock, ET throws scissors, RO throws paper.]
Suit up, RO. [Ro brushes past him.] He always goes paper.
Roger Romeo2, we might have to sink it. Over.
Wow, what about the Maritime salvaging rights, there might be a ferrari in this thing.
And who's gonna drive it back to base, Romeo? You?
Alright. I’m taking bets to see how many rounds it’ll take. My money’s on a single shot.
I vote for three. I think you boys might miss the first couple.
Whoo. Nav doesn’t think much of our gunnery skills.
Let’s focus on the job at hand.
If the navy permitted a wager... I’d bet on two rounds of the 50-cal.
FFisherman
Hey Spider, is that you, mate? How are you going? How are those crabs we gave you?
[There is an awkward pause. Chefo sniggering in background.]
[Defensively.] They're talking about seafood. They gave me some crabs on Bright Island!
[Whole Crew laughs.]
Chefo, tell them about the crabs in the freezer.
I don't know what you're talking about, mate.
