Nurse Roberts quotes from Scrubs

You know, Jordan, I have to tell you: despite how crazy-hormonal you are, there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.

Jordan

Really?

Honestly you—

Jordan

Mm-hmm.

—you have never looked so beautiful.

Jordan

It's the giant boobs, isn't it.

Well, have you seen them lately?

J.D.

I've seen bigger. [To Nurse Roberts] Not on you. Although, kudos!

Mm-hmm!

You'll be okay, Marshmallow.

Elliot

Laverne, do you call me "Marshmallow" because I'm soft and easily flattened?

Well, yeah... But, if it makes you feel any better, it's also because you're very white.

Elliot

Laverne, did you pull up Mr. Thompson's old charts?

He was here like 8 years ago complaining of the same abdominal pain, but as soon as he was given his pain medication, he went A.M.A.

Elliot

So he just took the drugs and bolted?

No... he took some towels too.