Neena Broderick quotes from Scrubs

J.D.

[narration] Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs. [to Neena] Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with.

Neena Broderick

[laughs] That's really funny.

J.D.

[narration] Well, that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious.

[to Neena] Okay, missy. Knowing damn sure that you'll sue us if the slightest thing should go wrong with this elective procedure, we're gonna go ahead and elect not to do it.

Neena

You can't do that.

Really? Bob?

Dr. Kelso

Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient. Here's a list of places we can refer you to. Thanks for playing.

Neena Broderick

Mr. Corman is contending that the shoulder surgery he received ruined his tennis serve. I'm going to start by asking Dr. Turk if his diabetes could have affected his performance in any way.

Dr. Kelso

[to Turk] You're a diabetic?

Turk

Yes. I told you that.

Dr. Kelso

I thought you were joking!

Turk

How is that funny?

Dr. Kelso

Well, it's a very serious disease, and I don't like you!