Lonnie quotes from Scrubs

Lonnie

Mr. Miliken just died and his family needs to be notified. And since I’m still kinda new at this, I was hoping you could do it.

J.D.

So you steal my research project and now you want me to do your dirty work?

Lonnie

Dr Cox told me if you said that to say, “That’s right, Melinda.”

Carla

I'm not sure that suit works on you.

J.D.

Thanks for your opinion, Carla, [turning to the camera] but I'm much more interested in what you all think.

Lonnie

We don't love it.

J.D.

Well who cares, Lonnie, [turning to the camera again and pointing] because all that really matters is whether or not America loves it.

For the last time, it's Americo! And of course I love it, I made it!

J.D.

He's a dynamite tailor; not sure why he's here.

Lonnie

Dr. Cox!

Dr. Kelso

You might want to knock, he's in an imaginary glass bubble.

[pantomimes opening a window] What?

Lonnie

[looking down at Dr. Cox] I need help with a patient.

Twenty minutes.

Lonnie

[begins to walk away, turns around] Hey, how long does it take for an old woman to slowly bleed to death?