Kim quotes from Scrubs

Kim

Hey, dudes.

J.D.

Don't "hey, dudes" us! You know what really bothers me?

Kim

Non-threatening colloquial greetings?

Turk

I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18!

Kim

That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.

Turk

Do not tell my daughter she has a vagina! I'm serious! [Points threateningly at Elliot, J.D. and Kim] Hm? Hm?! Hmmm?!?

J.D.

It may have already come up.

J.D.

Were you ever planning on telling me?

Kim

Yes, but I didn't know what to say.

J.D.

How about: "J.D., I think there might be something living inside my uterus."