Cole quotes from Scrubs

Cole

Damn, girl, you can't just jump in front of golf carts! That's how gardeners die!

Cole

What did Drew say about me rejoining the study group?

Lucy

He said no.

Cole

Really? Did you remind him I'm one-eighteenth American Indian?

Lucy

Are you?

Cole

I don't know, but I always tell people that. It makes the white man feel guilty.

Cole

Your mom doesn't like me very much, does she?

Lucy

[nervously chewing her hair] She's crazy about you!

Cole

See? You're lying! Babe, I can read you like the back of a DVD case. You chew on your hair when you lie, you adjust your bra when you're about to yell at me, and you get this far-off look in your eye when you're narrating in your head.

Lucy

[narrating, while rolling her eyes upward] Even though Cole and I were clicking...

Cole

There it is!

Lucy

[adjusting her bra] Stop noticing things I do!