Murray quotes from Scrubs

Murray

[to his father] ...If you need a kidney you can have mine... for $70,000.

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Murray

(to J.D.) Look, you obviously have some issues with your own father that you're projecting onto me, so why don't you go ahead and give him a jingle?

J.D.

He's dead.

Murray

Good stuff!

J.D.

No I'm serious.

Murray

Classic!

J.D.

He had like a massive heart attack.

Murray

I'm sorry for your loss.

J.D.

(narrating) Make the flesh and blood argument again, but in a different way.

J.D.

Blood and flesh, Murray.

Murray

I'll do it.

J.D.

(narrating) Jackpot!

J.D.

(to Murray) Sometimes Dr. Cox is all over me, like every second of my life.

Murray

Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?

J.D.

Remember? Recently deceased dad?

Murray

Massive heart attack!

J.D.

Yes! I mean, yes.