Danni quotes from Scrubs

Danni

Unrequited love sucks, you know?

J.D.

You know what we need to do, uhhh...?

Danni

Danni.

J.D.

J.D.

Danni

Hi.

J.D.

Hi. Danni, we need to move on, okay? No more thinking about our exes, no more waiting for the phone to ring, no more stealing her purse just so you can return it later in hopes that she'll be so grateful she'll use the money recovered to buy you a drink and maybe have sex with you after.

Danni

Did that work?

J.D.

I stole the wrong purse. [Voiceover] And yes.

Danni

What are you doing here?

I called him. Lookit, after shooting my mouth off the other night I've been feeling a lot of... well...

Jordan

Guilt.

No, not that.

J.D.

Guilt?

Yes, that.

I... I don't like her to be right.

Danni

Do you even enjoy spending time with me?

J.D.

"Enjoy" is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.

Danni

Hey, grouchy pants! Do you wanna hang out?

Does "hang out" mean choke you?