Sam Puckett quotes from Sam & Cat

  Can you take Darby?  He's heavy!  [hands the baby to Cat]

Cat

  No, you guys, I gotta go!  Here.  [hands the baby to Sam]

Sam

  Woah, I don't want this beast!  [places the baby in a flower pot]  Oh, yeah, pretty flowers.

  [inside a sack getting pushed through the front door in a trolley by some young kids]  Aah!

Cat

  Nona!

Sam

  Nice sack.

Sam

  What happened to you?

  Those little demons happened to me!

Sam

  Hey!  Don't pick up that trash can!  There's a girl in there!

Cat

  Oh, my god!  [gets tipped out of the trash can into a garbage truck]

Dice

  Save your snot!

Sam

  You're a weird kid!

Sam

  Let's see.  You have red hair and I'm blonde, so I get 130 and you get no-hundred and 20.  [gives Cat $20]

Cat

  Ooo, thank you!

Cat

  We have to give him C-3PO!

Sam

  CPR?

Cat

  Okay, we'll try that first!

Cat

  Is it okay if she stays here with us tonight?

  Hmm…sure. I assume you don't have a prison record.  [laughs with Cat]

Sam

  Yeah…you assume that.

Cat

  You left the baby in the bush!?

Sam

  I'm getting the baby!

Sam

How was school?

Cat

Learn-y.

Cat

Oh, my gosh, that was so much fun!

Sam

Not so much for this guy. [picks up a dead rat and throws it away]

Sam

Hey! Quit sniffing the Biebs.

Cat

I can't help it! He smells so talented!

Cat

  Our first real customer!  Now we're professional babysitters!  Shh!  Just be cool, he doesn't have to know we're new at this.

Sam

  He's three feet away.

Cat

 Woop woop woop!  Shh!  Be cool!

Sam

  I'll try to control myself.

Sam

  That show was a big hit!  What kind of t.v. network cancels a big hit?!

Cat

  It's insane!  They're not even gonna do a big final episode!

Sam

  What?!