Salem Saberhagen the cat quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Zelda

Mother's maiden name?

Sabrina

Becker.

Hilda

Favorite dessert that doesn't involve chocolate?

Sabrina

There isn't one. How long is this going to go on?

Zelda

Until we make absolutely sure you're the real Sabrina.

Hilda

Say "Woo hoo".

Sabrina

Woo hoo.

Salem

Imposter! J'accuse!

Sabrina

Back off furball, or I'm gonna tell Aunt Zelda about the time I caught you in her lingerie drawer trying on her lacy red...

Salem

It's Sabrina!

Harvey

Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

Salem

I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Mwahawhaw