Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.
I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Mwahawhaw
“Spellmanian Slip” · Season 7
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (3), Morgan Cavanaugh (2), Aaron (2), Salem Saberhagen the cat (1), Harvey Kinkle (1), Roxie King (1)
So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!
SShirley
[to Aaron, about Sabrina] I like her. I like her a lot. Even more than Brenda.
Thank you. [to Aaron] Who’s Brenda?
Oh, no one. No one important.
SShirley
[pointedly] His last fiancé.
ABAll but Sabrina
Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell....
I guess the musical notes on the label should have tipped me off. Well, at least we're not arguing anymore...
ABAll but Sabrina
Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell!
Harmony, harmony, this is going' oh so well!
SShirley
Imagine my delight
to meet you here tonight
and endlessly enumerate the reasons you're not right! My boy says you're the one,
when all is said and done,
you simply are not good enough to wed my perfect son!
It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you.
It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you.
Oh yeah? [takes a bite of crab cake with Harmony salt and sings] I love the ring, but, hey
I'd love to hear you say
How many other fiances you've dumped along the way!
Harmony, harmony, can't conceal the bile.
Harmony, harmony, this is gonna take a while!
[dances with Bob] Your power plants and toxic dumps are perilous.
BBob
Your room-mate's confrontational and querulous.
Perhaps it would be best
To not offend our guest
so zip your lip and give your hippie politics a rest!
Harmony, harmony, this was not my plan.
Now we're all meaner than when this stupid song began!
AAll
There's nothing like a good old-fashioned melody
To put a little gloss on animosity!
Slinging mud with effervescent charm!
Drawing blood while singing arm in arm!
And all in perfect harmony!
BBob
[goes down on one knee with arms out] In case you didn't hear it;
AAll
Knock-down drag-out harmony!
At the end of the day, the important thing to remember is that Aaron loves me, and I love Harvey.
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