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Phil quotes from Rugrats

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Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Rugrats: in 20 of its 173 quotes
Most scenes with: Lil (13), Tommy (9), Chuckie (8)

Scenes with Phil 16

[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

PPhil

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]

LLulu

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

MMiriam

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

You mean traded very expensive.

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

MMiriam

It's the best of them all.

LLulu

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

MMiriam

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]

Aw, What the hey?

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

[The others walk in]

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.

[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]

[Scene starts in the Pickles' yard: Tommy and Spike are playing tug-o'-war with a rubber frog while the other babies surround him. Didi enters the house. Tommy falls over, having won, and Spike walks off]

Good job, Tommy. You're a great tugger.

[Tommy gets up, Spiffy and Dil are playing their own tug-o'-war game]

Dil's good at it too.

[Spiffy wins]

PPhil

Maybe not.

Poor Dilly. He's not strong enough for tuggy-war.

[squealed] Wee-hee-hee!

I guess he's just not strong enough to have fun like we do.

PPhil

Yeah, he's not big and powerful like us! [poses like a superhero]

Maybe we could make him strong like Phil.

[Spiffy tackles Phil and licks his face]

PPhil

[getting up after Spiffy runs off] Yeah, we could feed him bugs! I gots a diapie full and they're bursting with power!

[Spiffy runs around with the toy frog]

Dil's not much of a bug-eater.

PPhil

More for me. [takes a worm from his diaper and tries to it]

Wait! I have the perfect thing! Come on!

PPhil

Sorry, we weren't perfect twins Lil.

I thinks we can be perfect for each other, even if you are a bit of a nutter.

PPhil

Am not Lillian!

Are too Phillip!

PPhil

Am not!

Are too!

[Phil and Lil continue to argue. The camera zooms inside Lil's screaming mouth, ending the episode]

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