[Paper and Scissors show up at the Rat Bros' apartment for a private Stephernie party while carrying pizza]
[answers the door] Come in! I see you brought pizza, as a Stephernie would. Please, put it on the table and join the party.
Wow, check out all these other Stephernies. Baron Von Snootsberg, Robot Executive.
Sandpaper, you're a Stephernie, too?
Of course, we're both career women, and we both have a secret love of ribbon dancing. [gasps] Oh, no. Secret's out.
[noticing something] Wait a minute! Someone brought pepperoni pizza, when everyone knows Stephernie's favorite topping is an entire Thanksgiving dinner! Someone here is not a Stephernie! [the others gasp in shock] No one's going anywhere, even if it takes all week, we will find the imposter, and when we do, there will be a severe punishment.
I will find this imposter by testing all of you on details only a true Stephernie would know. [to Sandpaper] What's Stephernie's last name?!
Good. [to Baron Von Snootsberg] Walk like Stephernie! [Baron Von Snootsberg makes monkey moves around the room and hooting like monkey] Good. [to Female Robot Executive] In season 16, episode 2, what does Stephernie say when she arrives at her younger sister's lake house?
FRFemale Robot Executive
Oh, I don't know. You guys are going to kill me. I'm the fraud at the party!
[Paper sighs in relief]
That's exactly what she said.
[nervously] Uh, I have to go to the bathroom… [everyone looks at him, suspicious] in a Stephernie way. [walks to the Rat Bros' bathroom like a monkey]
FRFemale Robot Executive
Yes, that checks out.
[on the phone with Paper] You snuck into a Stephernie party?! That is shameful behavior.
[hiding in the bathroom; on the phone with Rock, pacing back and forth] You just said you're breaking into a TV studio!
For my identity, Paper! My identity is at stake!
Look, I've never seen an episode. You gotta tell me everything you know about Stephernie.
Well, she's a pretty simple character. She has a degree in biochemistry, sleeps upside down, and fought in six wars.
[standing up against the bathroom door, having to have heard everything] Not a Stephernie, huh?
[pleading for mercy] I'm sorry! I just wanted to be a part of something! Don't punish me!
[kneels down] Who even are you? Brobby, the Wizard, Cheesy the Iguana?
Seriously, what is this show?
It's "The Paper Show"! Get ready for a one-man show starring Paper and his many talents. [Logan gets up and walks away] The greatest juggling act you've ever seen in three... two... [throws some things which are deadly and screams] Hey, dummy. Want to sing as I drink milk? [drinks milk and notices a dummy is not singing] No. Gonna do some improv for you. I just need a word to get started.
Can I get a fruit that's round and orange?
[Paper rolls his eyes, thinking of another plan to entertain his friends]
[rapping] When I say "Paper", you say "rules". Paper-
RSRock, Scissors, Pencil, & Lou
No.
Eh. I just don't like fart jokes.
[everyone gasps in horror]
I don't think they're funny.
[everyone gasps again]
[to Pencil and Rock] Guys, drop any plans you had. It's time we prove to Paper that fart jokes… are funny.
[mumbling to himself while working] Stupid Euclid. Easy to be smart when you were alive. There were only, like, three numbers back then.
Hey, Paper. What are you working on?
[turns around with an angry face] I did it. You didn't believe in me, but I created a tabletop fusion reactor that can produce unlimited clean energy!
Now this is a winner. The judges are gonna love it.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna hurricane kick them in the face! [karate kicks a wall and runs off]
We might have made him a little too angry.
Yeah. If he kicks a judge, he's definitely gonna lose. Then he'll be sad and angry.
[to Paper who's stomping, kicking, and growling] Paper, your invention is amazing. I'm proud of you now, and always.
[A rainbow appears from his head and into Paper's head reverting him to his normal happy self]
Thanks, Rock. I really appreciate that.
[runs up to Scissors who's lying on the ground] Scissors, are you alright?
[looks at Scissors' right arm] Looks okay to me. [sees his broken left arm] Oh, the broken arm.
[whining] Rock, I can't move it. I think it's stuck like this.
Don't worry. I got a first aid kit from Chad's Medical School. [opens the case and springs pop out of it] It's also a comedy school.
No! You know Paper. He's gonna say, "I was right" like he always does, and turn it into a whole production. We just have to hide this from him until my arm heals. Are you with me?
I'm with you. [high fives Scissors, causing him to scream in pain and his arm starts throbbing] Oh, right. Your arm.
[tries to turn on the lamp but it doesn't work] Huh, bulb's dead. I should probably go to the store and get a new one. [he goes to the roof instead] However did I get here? Oh, perhaps Rock's right. It seems irresponsible to- [he catapults the lamp into the sky and laughs joyfully] I’M FINALLY ALIVE!!!! I got to find more stuff. [whistles but accidentally breaks a toaster] Whoops! Guess I gotta catapult this toaster. [accidentally breaks the chair] Oh, no! Can't sit on a broken chair… Guess I gotta catapult that too. [tries to push the fridge to make it fall] And is this fridge gonna fall? [straining] Is this… fridge… gonna… Ah, come on!
Paper, are you breaking things to justify catapulting them?
FSFuture Scissors
[while wearing a horse costume] You wouldn't hurt a horse, would you?
But we hiked up this mountain together, and I don't know to get back home!
There's no time, Pencil! There's no time for anything!
Flub-Bub wants to go to Lobster Fest.
Oh, there's definitely time for Lobster Fest.
Oh, this is bad. We're gonna miss Lobster Fest.
WWaitress
I loved that helicopter ride, Flub-Bub. It was so romantic.
[Flub-Bub nods his head then tents his fingers waiting for something to say]
Oh, no. He's running out of conversation.
Uh… [touches his ear that is under a headset with his finger] Flub-Bub.
WWaitress
[swoons] Oh, Flub-Bub.
[Rock, Paper and Scissors sigh in relief]
Good save, Paper. I think we just avoided a huge catastrophe.
FBFlub-Bub
[turns into a giant alien monster called a Flub-Bubby, causing the Waitress to scream and run away; in deep voice] Flub-Bubby!
Totally forgot about that.
