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Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Paper, Scissors and others in “Unfinished Business”

It's "The Paper Show"! Get ready for a one-man show starring Paper and his many talents. [Logan gets up and walks away] The greatest juggling act you've ever seen in three... two... [throws some things which are deadly and screams] Hey, dummy. Want to sing as I drink milk? [drinks milk and notices a dummy is not singing] No. Gonna do some improv for you. I just need a word to get started.

Jacket!

Can I get another word?

Circus!

Can I get a fruit that's round and orange?

Kumquat!

[Paper rolls his eyes, thinking of another plan to entertain his friends]

[rapping] When I say "Paper", you say "rules". Paper-

RSRock, Scissors, Pencil, & Lou

No.

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