I will find this imposter by testing all of you on details only a true Stephernie would know. [to Sandpaper] What's Stephernie's last name?!
Stephernie.
Good. [to Baron Von Snootsberg] Walk like Stephernie! [Baron Von Snootsberg makes monkey moves around the room and hooting like monkey] Good. [to Female Robot Executive] In season 16, episode 2, what does Stephernie say when she arrives at her younger sister's lake house?
Oh, I don't know. You guys are going to kill me. I'm the fraud at the party!
[Paper sighs in relief]
That's exactly what she said.
[nervously] Uh, I have to go to the bathroom… [everyone looks at him, suspicious] in a Stephernie way. [walks to the Rat Bros' bathroom like a monkey]
Yes, that checks out.
Yeah, very Stephernie.
[on the phone with Paper] You snuck into a Stephernie party?! That is shameful behavior.
[hiding in the bathroom; on the phone with Rock, pacing back and forth] You just said you're breaking into a TV studio!
For my identity, Paper! My identity is at stake!
Look, I've never seen an episode. You gotta tell me everything you know about Stephernie.
Well, she's a pretty simple character. She has a degree in biochemistry, sleeps upside down, and fought in six wars.
What is this show?
[standing up against the bathroom door, having to have heard everything] Not a Stephernie, huh?
[pleading for mercy] I'm sorry! I just wanted to be a part of something! Don't punish me!
[kneels down] Who even are you? Brobby, the Wizard, Cheesy the Iguana?
Seriously, what is this show?
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