You call yourselves car washers? You can't even dance!
Are those things related?
Of course, car washes are all about dancing, and you two better get your act together because Car Wash Nationals are this Sunday.
Car Wash Nationals?
Yes, a competition where car washes are judged on dancing and washing that dates back to the 1920s.
[Quick scene shows the Car Wash Nationals from the 1920s]
It's the biggest sporting event in the country, and everyone's training for it.
[All car wash employees are training for the competition]
This is ridiculous! That place has four people who are just back-up dancers and never touch the cars!
We've won the last two titles, and if we win this year, we'll be the first car wash to ever win the three-peat.
This is our chance to make the history books. [sternly] So don't ruin it for us.
Oh, man. She is blatantly hitting on me.
[Cut to the trio's apartment]
Rock!
You didn't tell us we were entering a dance competition!
I said it was an important time for the car wash. That wasn't clear?
NO!
But you said you'd cover for me.
Yeah, but we can't do this. We've practiced all day. We're not championship-level dancers!
You're telling me. I bet you don't even know the difference between a basket toss and a full-down.
Can he cover for you?
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