(Hello?) Is this the Committee of National Holidays?
[turning around in his chair, revealing himself] You bet it is!
[suprised] Rock?! You're on the committee?!
Yeah, I'm the head of it, along with the representatives of National Pencil Day, National Potato Day, National Bubble-blowing Day, and of course, National Raspberry Cake Day.
I'm cake.
[disbelieved] Good Lord. Anyway, I'd like a day, please.
[The representatives all laugh]
Paper, we don't just give out days.
Yeah, each one of us has presented a case for why we deserve one.
I don't even know how I got here.
Yes, you do, Potato. You gave a speech that brought us to tears.
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