Rock Paper Scissors · 174 quotes[Paper goes to Pencil's apartment and asks if he can use her time machine to go back in time and teach cavemen to play ice hockey]
PencilPaper, this is the ninth time you've asked to borrow my time machine.
For science.
PencilAnd you always say that, but it's usually for something selfish, like winning a game of hide and seek, or making yourself the inventor of the airplane.
[chastising the Wright Brothers while flying his own handmade airplane] More like the Wrong Brothers! [laughs]
PencilNow be honest, is this for science or something selfish? And before you answer, I saw you on that panel show.
[After a brief pause… Paper shoots a dart at her, causing her to fall asleep]
I'm sorry, Pencil! I'm so sorry!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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