Nice Scissors quotes from Rock Paper Scissors

Paper

And finally, as payback for the damage we've done to you… [pulls the cover off the coffee table, revealing weapons]

Scissors

You get to damage our apartment for three full minutes.

Rock

[to Franz] Well, thanks for teaching me how to do the turn. [starts to walk away, sadly]

Franz

Wait. I'd like to participate in this very weird event. Rock, I apologize. I've been selfish, oblivious, and put you through a wringer of comedic hijinks. But I promise to change. In fact, from this day forward, I'm going to be your mentor.

Rock

[overjoyed] You will?!

Franz

Because if I pass my knowledge on to you, it'll help me even more! People will ask, "Where did you learn those moves?" and you'll say, "Franz Roll, of course. The greatest model alive." It's like you will be a living advertisement for me, and my name will be etched in the tomes of modeling history!

Rock

Works for me!

Scissors

Aww, that's nice. I'm glad everything worked out. [accidentally activates the enlargement ray, zapping Lou's cats in making them grow into enormous size]

Lou

What the heck did you do?!

Paper

[sighs] We're gonna need another soirée.