She-Ra quotes from Robot Chicken

Am I done yet?

You'll know, She-Ra, you'll know.

[flies into the Crystal Castle] Oh! Mantenna and Grizzlor are attacking the Whispering Woods! We need She-Ra!

Shh! Kowl, this is not a good time.

Not a good time?! But they're slaughtering the Twiggets!

The Twiggets will have to wait. Adora has a visitor.

A visitor? What kind of visitor?

Her "Aunt Flo" is in town.

[confused] Adora doesn't have an Aunt Flo.

[quickly enters] Madame Razz, where is Adora? Shadow Weaver and Leech are attacking the Crystal Castle!

Sorry, Spirit. She can't help you right now.

But we need She-Ra!

Adora's riding the "cotton pony" if you get my meaning-

What, she got another horse?

No, Spirit, it's not a real-

I turn into Swift Wind! Can this cotton pony do that?

[quickly enters] Madame Razz! Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta are attacking Castle Bright Moon.

She-Ra is unavailable, Bo.

Unavailable?!

Yes! Adora is...um..."floating on the crimson tide" right now.

What the hell does this have to do with a particular type of algae bloom common to the Eastern Gulf of Mexico?!

Ugh! Never mind. Neither Adora nor She-Ra can help any of you right now. Come back in, say, five days. Maybe four if it's a light month.

But we need She-Ra!

[kicks down the doors; enraged] SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!!! What does it take to get some peace and quiet around here?! [Kowl, Spirit, and Bo all talk at once] You want She-Ra?! Is that it?! Huh?! Here she comes! [pulls out the Sword of Protection] For the honor of Greyskull, I am She-Ra! [transforms into She-Ra, before turning Spirit into Swift Wind] NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!! [she and Swift Wind fly through the wall]

Oh, dearie me, this isn't good.

Why do I always have to be the one who...

Come here!

No, wait!

AUGH!!!

Why, you! [She-Ra grabs her breasts] AAHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[pulls Entrapta's breasts out and turns] Get over here!

Hey! My eye-

Oh, no, you don't! [painfully kicks him up the backside. Next, she and Swift Wind are seen returning to the Crystal Castle flying through the giant gaping hole she had made] There! Now can I get some [bleep]ing sleep?! [dismounts Swift Wind to reveal she is wearing Grizzor on her foot like a shoe, and heads back to her room]

Argh! Kill me! Please kill me!

SHUT UP!!! [slams the door shut]

We did it, Swift Wind! The Horde won't bother us again anytime soon. Now let's turn back into plain old Princess Adora and her horse, Spirit. It's meatloaf night at the castle.

No, no, wait, wait! Let me land before you...

AHH!!! Oh, my god, bitch! I thought I told you to wait for 5 [bleep]ing seconds!

Spirit! [crying] I'm so sorry.

It seems like a simple rule of thumb [bleep] head! If we're in the air, I need my magic [bleep]ing wings! Now for the love of god, get me a [bleep]ing doctor.

[crying, pulls out her sword] A doctor can't help you! [starts to kill Spirit]

Hold up! Wait a minute! You [bleep]ed up the landing and I get the death penalty?!?!

A horse's broken leg will never heal! Almost 50% of a horse's bones are in its limbs. Besides which, 65% of a horses weight rests on it's front legs.

You've sure loaded up both barrels with a lot of high caliber euthanasia factoids, sister. Have you been planning for this?

It's just part of being a responsible horse owner.

[appears] Oh, my goodness! What's happened?

Oh, it's terrible, Castaspella!

That evil Hordak made us switch bodies again. I'm really Princess Adora, and she's really Spirit.

[literal minded] Well, that's easily remedied. Magical mind swap! [casts the mind swap spell]

Wait!

[in Spirit's body] OW! My leg!

[in Adora's body] Well, you know, 65% of the bones, blah, blah, blah. [cuts off Adora's, in Spirit's body, head (the horse's head is cut off)]

Oh! But I-I'm magic! I could have fixed that in two seconds.

[in Adora's body] Eh. Who's up for meatloaf?