[flies into the Crystal Castle] Oh! Mantenna and Grizzlor are attacking the Whispering Woods! We need She-Ra!
Shh! Kowl, this is not a good time.
Not a good time?! But they're slaughtering the Twiggets!
The Twiggets will have to wait. Adora has a visitor.
A visitor? What kind of visitor?
Her "Aunt Flo" is in town.
[confused] Adora doesn't have an Aunt Flo.
[quickly enters] Madame Razz, where is Adora? Shadow Weaver and Leech are attacking the Crystal Castle!
Sorry, Spirit. She can't help you right now.
But we need She-Ra!
Adora's riding the "cotton pony" if you get my meaning-
What, she got another horse?
No, Spirit, it's not a real-
I turn into Swift Wind! Can this cotton pony do that?
[quickly enters] Madame Razz! Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta are attacking Castle Bright Moon.
She-Ra is unavailable, Bo.
Unavailable?!
Yes! Adora is...um..."floating on the crimson tide" right now.
What the hell does this have to do with a particular type of algae bloom common to the Eastern Gulf of Mexico?!
Ugh! Never mind. Neither Adora nor She-Ra can help any of you right now. Come back in, say, five days. Maybe four if it's a light month.
But we need She-Ra!
[Kowl, Spirit, and Bo all start complaining together]
[kicks down the doors; enraged] SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!!! What does it take to get some peace and quiet around here?! [Kowl, Spirit, and Bo all talk at once] You want She-Ra?! Is that it?! Huh?! Here she comes! [pulls out the Sword of Protection] For the honor of Greyskull, I am She-Ra! [transforms into She-Ra, before turning Spirit into Swift Wind] NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!! [she and Swift Wind fly through the wall]
Oh, dearie me, this isn't good.
[Outside the Crystal Castle, Leech pulls off the door with his hands before holding it over his head]
Why do I always have to be the one who...
[Swift Wind lands on the door, crushing Leech and sending Shadow Weaver flying]
Come here!
No, wait!
[She-Ra jumps over and rips out Shadow Weaver's spine, before letting her dead body slump to the floor. Then, outside Castle Bright Moon, she cuts off Scorpia's tail]
AUGH!!!
[She-Ra then kills her before using the tail to murder Catra]
Why, you! [She-Ra grabs her breasts] AAHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
[pulls Entrapta's breasts out and turns] Get over here!
[In the Whispering Woods, She-Ra starts strangling Mantenna causing his eyes to pop out which she grabs]
Hey! My eye-
[She-Ra rips off Mantenna's head. Grizzlor tries to make a run for it]
Oh, no, you don't! [painfully kicks him up the backside. Next, she and Swift Wind are seen returning to the Crystal Castle flying through the giant gaping hole she had made] There! Now can I get some [bleep]ing sleep?! [dismounts Swift Wind to reveal she is wearing Grizzor on her foot like a shoe, and heads back to her room]
Argh! Kill me! Please kill me!
SHUT UP!!! [slams the door shut]
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