Jesus quotes from Robot Chicken

Jesus

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. [everyone drops their stones, Jesus then hits the prisoner with his stone] Blammo!

The new Fall TV season is starting, and The Insider has the scoop on all the new series. P.S. to the competition: go [Bleep] yourselves! This year's Amazing Race will be more amazing than ever, now that religious deities are joining the action.

Oh, Jesus, please help us! Jesus!

Jesus

I'm here. I've brought you a tire iron, my son.

Praise Jesus!

Mr. Christ, please help steer this camel!

Oh, Lord Jesus, we could really go for some cab fair.

[offscreen] Whoo! Buddha's the way to go, jackass!

Buddha's all up in your grill! [drives away]

Tired of their liberal shenanigans, Fox owner Rupert Murdoch fired Simpsons creator Matt Groening, and promises same show, brand new attitude this season.

Jesus

[Grim Reaper has just killed an old woman named Gladys in heaven] You can't do that!

Did it!

Jesus

You can't die in heaven, Dad! Tell him!

Actually you can. You see, if you die in heaven, you go to-Super Heaven.

Jesus

What?!

[playing an electric guitar while riding a motorcycle as fireworks go off] Super Heaven is awesome!!