The new Fall TV season is starting, and The Insider has the scoop on all the new series. P.S. to the competition: go [Bleep] yourselves! This year's Amazing Race will be more amazing than ever, now that religious deities are joining the action.
[Scene changes to a man and a woman in the middle of a desert with a flat tire]
Oh, Jesus, please help us! Jesus!
I'm here. I've brought you a tire iron, my son.
Praise Jesus!
[Jesus is fixing the tire when more contestants arrive]
Mr. Christ, please help steer this camel!
Oh, Lord Jesus, we could really go for some cab fair.
[offscreen] Whoo! Buddha's the way to go, jackass!
[Buddha drives onscreen in a motorcycle with the man sitting in a sidecar]
Buddha's all up in your grill! [drives away]
Tired of their liberal shenanigans, Fox owner Rupert Murdoch fired Simpsons creator Matt Groening, and promises same show, brand new attitude this season.
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