DDaughter
It's the most beautiful tree ever!
It certainly is, Sweetie!
TTree
[looking in the window] My wife! [sobbing] You killed her, and you decorated her!
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Daughter
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[On Christmas Eve, the atheist mayor is standing in front of the church doors addressing the people]
AMAtheist Mayor
[to the people] Back to your homes. As the first Atheist mayor, I am shutting down the church.
OWOld Woman
But it's Christmas!
AMAtheist Mayor
Well, you should have thought of that when I campaigned as the first Atheist mayor.
CCitizens
Oh, yeah.
OWOld Woman
Can we at least hear the Christmas chimes?
AMAtheist Mayor
[lifts up the giant silver chime] No! ln fact, I removed the chimey thingy that makes the chimey noise. So, you're screwed! [laughs, and was about to leave] Oh, and vote for me in November. [then leaves]
[Newspaper headlines says "TOWN CHIMES IN ON PROBLEM", "STORY RINGS TRUE!", and "CHILDREN CAN'T "BELL"-IEVE IT!". On Christmas night, the Humping Robot walks into the silent town on snow, wearing a Santa hat. Then he looks at the church bell, and makes a bell with his hands in air. He then knocks the blocked boards down with his hands and entered the church. He crashed though the roof door and stared at the shiny bronze bell. He was thrilled with joy and began ringing the bell with his hands]
DDaughter
[waking her dad up] Daddy, Daddy! Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!
[The angels from Heaven are awoken by hearing the bells ringing. The alarm is off, and the angels earned their own wings, and fly down to Earth and face the Atheist Mayor into action]
AMAtheist Mayor
[seeing the angels appearing on rooftops] What the-? What the-? Oh, my!
[He is about to run, à la North By Northwest, but the angels gunned him down with Tommy-guns]
DDaughter
[off-screen] Remember to keep Christ in Christmas.
[The Humping Robot continues ringing the bell]
AAnnouncer
Brought to you by Church.
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[We start looking out at a cave. Caveman Santa Claus is putting rocks on bows. Caveman Santa Claus smiled. Then the Cave Girl enters the cave, rubbing her eyes. Then she sees Caveman Santa, who turns around. As he shushes her quietly, the Cave Girl started screaming. Caveman Santa Claus tries to stop the Cave Girl from screaming loudly, but he couldn't. Then two Caveman parents enter the cave. The Caveman Dad who holds a stick, is really angry. Caveman Santa Claus convinces the Caveman Dad that he's delivering rocks for Christmas, and gives himself a jolly laugh. But the Caveman Dad looks really mad. Caveman is ready to kill Caveman Santa Claus with a stick. The Cave Mom and the Cave Girl run for their lives, screaming as the Caveman Dad started killing Caveman Santa Claus. He then picked his brain up. Then we cut to the bedroom as the mom tucks her daughter up with the covers]
And that's the story of the very first Christmas.
DDaughter
Wait a minute, Mama. How can there still be a Christmas if they killed Santa?
Hmm. You're right. [we cut to outside where she is putting presents in the trash can on fire] No Santa, no Christmas, no Christmas presents.
DDaughter
[crying] Awwww!
Oh, you really would've liked this one.
DDaughter
Awwww!
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