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Joanne quotes from Regular Show

Played by Minty Lewis · 4 quotes

Joanne

In 4 of the 562 quotes from Regular Show
Most scenes with: Rigby Riggerson (4), Mordecai (3), C.J (2)

Scenes with Joanne 4

Joanne

[off-screen] I knew it!

Joanne! I thought you were at the beach!

Joanne

I was at the beach, until I realized something like this might happen! How could I enjoy the surf and sun knowing you could be here, messing with my TV?

I'm sorry! I didn't think it-- [gasps as Joanne smacks the remote of her hand]

Joanne

[to Eileen; threateningly] Next time, that remote will be your face. To clarify, next time I'll slap your face.

[End of flashback]

I didn't even make that up, that's exactly what happened.

Okay. [puts the snowglobe back in its place] So, I guess we shouldn't touch any of Joanne's stuff.

Yeah, I think we'd just put the flat-screen on the wall over here, it'll be cool.

[looks closely at Joanne's TV] I can't believe she still has one of these junky old Hanatronics. This must be first generation it's so old.

I told you, she's a beast. Her TV's probably too scared to die on her.

Joanne

[off-screen] What are you doing?

[turns around and faces her; frightened] AAHH! Joanne!

Joanne

Did you touch my TV?

No.

Joanne

[walks towards him and jabs her finger into his chest] You better not, because the hand that touches my TV, is a hand you'll never get back. And by that… I mean I'm ripping it off your body, and keeping it.

Look Joanne, I didn't-

Joanne

What's that?

[covering the outlet] What's what?

Joanne

[walks forward] Move it, shrimp.

No, wait!

Joanne

[shoves him aside, notices the moved plugs] I KNEW IT! You mess with my TV, I mess with yours. [jumps onto the flat screen on the wall, takes it down, and runs away with it]

[worried] NO, NOT THE FLAT SCREEN!

Joanne, stop! We can talk this out! She's already half way up the street!

[speaking through megaphone, to Joanne] We were wrong to touch your TV. Haven't you ever made a mistake?

Joanne

The only mistake I made was leaving my TV alone with that no-respect mooch-wad Eileen.

HGrandpa Hanatronic

[gets out of the limo, angrily] Joanne, what have you done?!

Joanne

Grandpa Hanatronic, I can explain!

Wait, is your last name "Hanatronic?"

Joanne

Uh, yeah, hello? Joanne Hanatronic, heir to the Hanatronic Television Dynasty?

[to Rigby] Did you know that was her name?

[shrugs] I just thought it was a weird coincidence.

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