Death quotes from Red Dwarf

Death

Well, Sheriff, looks like it's just little old you.

Kryten

I'm not afraid, Mr Death, sir. My friends have bought enough time for me to complete the antidote program. So, if you'll forgive the confrontational imperative, go for your guns you scum-sucking molluscs!

Death

We're gonna cut you up so small, the worms won't even have to chew!

Rimmer

You can't scare me, I'm a coward! I'm always scared!

Death

Arnold Judas Rimmer, your life is over. Come with me. You will travel to the River Styx, where you will place a coin and --

Rimmer

Not today, matey. [knees Death in the groin] Remember, only the good die young.

Death

[gasping] That's never happened to me before.