Lister, she's a computer sprite. She's just a load of pixels.
Yeah, but what pixels.
“Gunmen of the Apocalypse”
In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (2), Dave Lister (2), Kryten (2), Death (2), The Cat (1)
You're going to go with one of my plans? Are you nuts? What happens if we all get killed? I'll never hear the last of it.
Well, Sheriff, looks like it's just little old you.
I'm not afraid, Mr Death, sir. My friends have bought enough time for me to complete the antidote program. So, if you'll forgive the confrontational imperative, go for your guns you scum-sucking molluscs!
Sir, I just can't eat anymore raw coffee.
Two more bowls.
But I am sober, honest!
OK, who are you and why're you here?
I'm some kind of robot who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists, it's all in a fever, except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really on some space ship in the future. Hell, if that's got to make sense I don't want to be sober!
We're gonna cut you up so small, the worms won't even have to chew!
You can't scare me, I'm a coward! I'm always scared!
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