Arnold Judas Rimmer, your life is over. Come with me. You will travel to the River Styx, where you will place a coin and --
Not today, matey. [knees Death in the groin] Remember, only the good die young.
[gasping] That's never happened to me before.
“Only the Good”
In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (4), Dave Lister (1), Death (1)
Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger?
Rimmer is trying to identify a chemical in the mirror universe
Can you tell me what this is?
MCMirror Cat
(smells it) It's an alkali.
Oh yes, what's it called?
MCMirror Cat
Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxhide. You look surprised?
I never thought I'd ever hear you say that. Can you write it down for me?
MCMirror Cat
Certainly. (To Mirror Kochanski) Could I have an extremely long piece of paper, my dear?
Back to Earth
AMr Ackerman
You're drunk.
Drunk shir? No, sir.
No. No. No.
AMr Ackerman
Who fancies a kebab?
RLRimmer and Lister together
Oh yeah!
Smeg! He's tricked us. (Rimmer collapses) Must've been the cherry trifle we had for lunch sir. Told him not to go back for seconds. (Snores)
AMr Ackerman
Call the medi bay. we need two stomach pumps. Super suck.
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