Kochanski quotes from Red Dwarf

Kochanski

Hi. I'm so sorry.

Lister

My left arm I said. Thats my right. What kind of Navigation Officer can't tell left from right?

Kochanski

(Disgusted by all the corpses on the Leviathan) I've never seen anything like this!

Lister

You weren't around for my last party, were ya?

Lister

But does it change anything?

Kochanski

Listen, having only one arm will make no difference to any woman that cares about you.

Lister

What about sex?

Kochanski

Not here, it's too sandy.

Kochanski

Kryten, do you realise what this means?

Kryten

No, ma'am.

Kochanski

It means you're a real man.

Kryten

It does? Why?

Kochanski

Because now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis.