“Epideme”
In this episode: Dave Lister (4), Kryten (3), Kochanski (2), The Cat (1)
[The crew discusses a plan to remove Lister's arm to save his life.]
Can you explain it to me? Something a bit more confidence-stirring than "Can I hack off your limb?"
The plan is to inject antivirals in a precise pattern through your body, forcing epideme into your arm.
And then you cut it off. Great plan. What choice have I got?... Okay, but make it my left arm, okay. 'Cause my right arm does all my favourite things.
I take it we're speaking with the Epideme virus?
Give that man an eyebrow! Hey, I'm feeling generous -- give him two!
You absorb knowledge from every person you kill?
So you can appreciate killing you ain't exactly a career highlight. No offence, but when you're a virus, there ain't much call for knowing how to open a lager bottle with your anus.
Lister wakes up afer the crew cut off his arm to discover that is right arm has been cut off
Hi. I'm so sorry.
My left arm I said. Thats my right. What kind of Navigation Officer can't tell left from right?
Kryten and Cat enter
Sir, you're awake!
Buddy you look great! (Puts out hand to shake Lister's before realising he put his right hand out)
(Disgusted by all the corpses on the Leviathan) I've never seen anything like this!
You weren't around for my last party, were ya?
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