What can you tell me about this can of wasted paint?
It's leaking onto your desk.
My dad's super allergic, you know, I couldn't have any pets, so this little guy fills that void.
You said I filled that void, Ben.
God, you sound like Ted.
Oh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag.
You're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that.
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