Now, listen to me, Ben. I am going to spit some scientific fact at you. The longer most men are in a relationship, the happier they get. The opposite is true for the lady folk, okay? So we... would just like to see you happy making a woman miserable like we're both doing.
[Sock indicates to himself and Sam.]
What is he? A serial rapist?
Wow, you go to the dark place fast.
Hey, this isn't a hook-up spot. You wanna get your jollies off, do it in the alley.
[The Devil touches the clerk's forehead, and the clerk falls unconscious.]
What did you do? Did you kill him? Is he dead?
I don't know, Sam. I'm not a doctor.
[off-camera] He's still breathing!
[rolls his eyes] Oh, thank heavens.
It's Andi. She...sort of saw me chop Jack's head off
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