Porn shop clerk
Hey, this isn't a hook-up spot. You wanna get your jollies off, do it in the alley.
[The Devil touches the clerk's forehead, and the clerk falls unconscious.]
Sam
What did you do? Did you kill him? Is he dead?
The Devil
I don't know, Sam. I'm not a doctor.
Sam
[off-camera] He's still breathing!
The Devil
[rolls his eyes] Oh, thank heavens.
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