Okay. Either we've somehow been magically shrunk down and imprisoned inside the shell pendant... Or?
Or... (Rapunzel turns around)
Yeah, sorry. I was hoping I'd think of something more positive sounding by the time I finished that thought but I've got nothing. (Kiera and Catalina are feeling down but Rapunzel comforted them) It's okay! It's okay! We'll find a way out of here. We have been in much worse situations. Definitely not weirder, but worse. (walks away from Varian, Kiera and Catalina to try to find an exit)
KKiera
What have I ever done to deserve this?
Di-didn't you steal from, you know, dozens of people?
KKiera
Oh, right. We're doomed. (picks up a pillow and tosses it to Varian)
(grumbles when the pillow slams onto his face then he removes it from his face and holds it above his head but Raps takes the pillow)
Chin up, guys! (Varian sees that he is not holding the pillow then he grumbles when he turns around and sees that Rapunzel has the pillow) I bet Max and the others are already on their way to get help. (tells Varian, Kiera and Catalina) I'm sure we will be free in no time. (pendant is on grass) (Max is trying to free his head from the branches) (Hamuel squawks when he slams to a tree and Ruddiger chittering comically at Max) (Max whinnies) (Hamuel cawing when his head is also stuck between the branches) (bushes rustling) (Dwayne walks out of the bushes)
Say, princess, do you think I can catch a lift back into... sees the pendant next to a tree stump) (pendant shimmers) (Ruddiger laughing) Ah. (chucles deviously) (grabs the pendant) (Max pushes the tree hard to free himself but he lands on Ruddiger and Pascal) (Max neighs when he tries to find Ruddiger and Pascal then Max sees that the pendant is gone) (Maximus starts to walk while Ruddiger and Pascal fell to the ground) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger see a hole next to a tree stump) (Max and Ruddiger sniff to find footprints when they are heading opposite ways but Pascal sits on a tree stump) (Max sees footprints then he whinnies) (Max neighing happily points to a direction then turns around) (Pascal squeaks and turns around to tell Ruddiger) (Ruddiger also stops sniffing when he sees footprints) (Ruddiger chittering happily) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger decide to pick a path) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters) (suspenseful music playing) (Ruddiger and Max start to argue again but Pascal tries to stop their fight) (Pascal squeakily screams when he is squashed by Ruddiger and Max due to their fight then Pascal separates them) (Max neighs) (Max runs) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal follows Max) (Ruddiger squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters angrily then follows Pascal and Max)
Guys, look! (tells Rapunzel, Kiera and Catalina then they walk to him) Wow. This... It appears to be some sort of ancient chirography. Yeah! Mionotion perhaps? No, no... Maybe early Saporian?
Uh, you're looking at it upside down. (tells Varian while she puts her arms on Kiera's head and Varian's goggles then she walks to the other side of the plague) (Varian tilts his head and realizes that he sees it the wrong way)
(clears throat) You are now prisoner of the shell. To escape its curse, you must return it to the briny deep of the sea, or remain inside it evermore."
Uh... How can we return the shell to the sea when we're stuck inside of it? (Varian and Kiera look at Catalina when she asks Rapunzel)
KKiera
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. We're doomed! (Rapunzel walks on the plague to comfort Kiera)
Hey, don't forget. Doom upside down is whoop! And while you think about that, think about this: Our friends are still out there. Max is the best tracker in Corona! And he's probably on Dwayne's tail as we speak. (tells Varian, Kiera and Catalina about Max's trait)
And Pascal is really, really smart. (Rapunzel, Varian and Kiera turn their heads when Catalina tells Rapunzel, Varian and Kiera about Pascal's trait)
Plus Ruddiger can be surprisingly resourceful. (tells Rapunzel, Kiera and Catalina about Ruddiger's trait)
KKiera
Anybody wanna say anything nice about that bird? (asks Rapunzel, Varian and Catalina about Hamuel but they turn their heads away then Rapunzel cross her arms, Catalina puts her hand behind her head and Varian is whistling while tapping his foot when they ignored Hamuel's trait)
Ugh! No trap doors, no secret passages, not even a hidden compartment. (scoffs) What kind of enchanted talisman is this?
KKiera
Looks like we're gonna be here for the rest of our lives. (tells Rapunzel, Varian and Catalina)
I call this couch! (stops holding the pirate hat then she jumps onto the couch) Hey! Maybe it won't be that bad after all... (picks up a skull of a bird from the couch) Ew. (walks away from the couch then she goes behind Varian when she is holding the skull of a bird) Hi, roomie! My name's Scully. (Varian is scared when Catalina puts her hand inside the skull to make it talk then Catalina appears next to Varian) I got a bone to pick with you.
KKiera
Let me try. (runs to her sister because she wants a turn)
Why? You wanna tickle everybody's funny bone? (Rapunzel puts her hand on Scully)
Scully, shhh. Do you hear that? (asks Varian, Kiera and Catalina)
It's Dwayne Who's gonna sell the necklace For a fortune, Dwayne is, that's me I say D-W-A-N- uh... I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E
KKiera
Oh, brother. (puts her hand on her head) (Rapunzel walks to a bullhorn and picks it up) (Rapunzel asks and tells Kiera, Varian and Catalina)
Guys, don't you get it? If we can hear him, he can hear us. We just need to make our voices louder. (Kiera, Varian and Catalina walk to her) Hello!
(gasps while being frightened) Is someone there?
KKiera
Listen, you bone-headed weasel! (Dwayne jumps when he frightened then he is protecting himself with his sausage when he is hearing voices)
Angry, give it back. (tells Kiera to hand the bullhorn back to her)
Who's angry? Give what back? (confused)
We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.
(whispering) You know, something tells me he's not going to do it if we ask him nicely either. (Dwayne takes his sausage off the twig then he puts it on his ear) (Dwayne takes the sausage away from his ear then he pokes it with his finger)
You're right. (ghostly voice) Dwayne! This is your subconscious...
Your subconscious. You know, your innermost self? That little voice in your head?
Just listen! You need to drop the pendant into the sea.
Well, why? (holds the pendant and sees it) This thing is worth a fortune!
It is. Uh... But it's a... a magic pendant. If you throw it into the sea, it will grow... uh, 10 times as big... and be worth so much more.
Uh, Might be time for some reverse psychology.
KKiera
I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.
You're right, Dwayne. Don't do it. Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it. That way he can get rich.
Why, that backstabbing jerk! (breaks his sausage into half and starts to storm off angrily) No one double-crosses Dwayne! (tosses the meat into the fire) (ominious music playing) (Max, Ruddiger and Pascal try to find Dwayne then they see him on a cliff) (Dwayne stops walking at the edge of the cliff and he removes the shell off his neck then he is about to toss it into the sea)
KKiera
Looks like we can officially count the animals out of our rescue plan.
Guys, I have been in a lot of situations like this. Well, not like this. I mean, how often does a person get stuck inside a trinket? But the important thing is we can never give up hope on our friends. Max is a top-notch guard. He just needs to learn that a great leader has to listen as well as give orders. (Maximus whickers) (Max sees beavers and an owl help each other which makes Max smile) In other words, he has to learn how to play well with others. They all do. Each one of those guys has something special about them. Pascal may be small but he's mighty. And also adorable. (Pascal squeaks sadly) (Rapunzel chuckles)(Max neighs) (Pascal hears Max coming to him) (Max neighs happily and licks Pascal) (Pascal squeaks happily) (Pascal climbs on Max) (Pascal squeaking) (Max neighing) (Max and Pascal run to find Ruddiger and Hamuel) And Ruddiger is cunning, and loyal (Ruddiger is sleeping upside down when he hangs on a tree) (Ruddiger snores then wakes up when he see Max and Pascal coming) (Max distant neighing) (Ruddiger chitters inquisitively) (thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger stops hanging upside down and sits on a tree) (Max stomps a tree twice and two apples fell to Ruddiger's paws) (Ruddiger chitters happily) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaking when he waves to Ruddiger) (Ruddiger holds two apples while jumping to Max's saddle then he gives one apple to Max) (Pascal and Max turn around) (Ruddiger and Max toast the apples before eating the fruit then they eat) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger leave to find Hamuel) If they could just come together, they would be unstoppable. (Max neighs when leaping above a rock)
Welcome, one and all, to Corona's first talent show! Now, let's turn up the talent! (audience murmuring) (Vladimir holds a ceramic unicorn)
And now, we're gonna add some happy little eyeballs. (holds a paintbrush) There. (chuckle) This fella's got blue eyes.
Unicorns! (runs away screaming)
In my job, I fold a lot of laundry, so when I play cards, the last thing I'm gonna do... is fold! Laugh! (gasping, murmuring) (Eugene is worried) (curtain squeaking) (Catalina is the third act while Kiera announces)
KKiera
Gather close, one and all, for the truly astounding feats the likes of which you have never seen before. Standing beside me today is a young woman, my sister. You know her as Catalina, but I know her as the eighth wonder of the world! A girl who possesses a singular talent that is, I guarantee, the most stupendous, the most eye-popping...
Oh, no. (worried about Catalina turning into a werewolf)
KKiera
The most fantastical spectacle ever to be witnessed! Feast your eyes upon the beast! (Catalina growling) (people gasping) (Catalina's outfit ripping) (Catalina growling) (Catalina howl) (people gasping and screaming then they are running away)
But I didn't even get to my soft shoe routine!
No, no, no! You're singing all wrong. Stand with your feet hip width apart, knees relaxed, so not raise your chin, it puts tension on your voice, and please breathe through your diaphragm. (red rocks crash) (people gasping) (Eugene gasps) (Monty and a lady gasping)
MMan
We're doomed, dommed! There's nowhere to hide! (gasps) (Eugene sees him running to the red rocks and touches them then he becomes frozen)
Attila! Ah, not like that! Like this! (Eugene turns around) Figaro, figaro You have to dig Through the belly! In through the nose. Figaro me Figaro you, figaro me Figaro her, figaro dog, figaro cat (Eugene walks to Lance and tells the latter that he is the final act)
Lance. (pushes Attila away)
I just figured out who's up next. You. You are gonna calm the people of Corona down by singing!
I can't give Cassandra the scroll.
Hey, I agree. On the one hand, if she gets the scroll, it could be the end of the world. On the other hand, she did say we would never see her again, so, you know, pretty big upside.
Who knows what she's been doing since she disappeared?
KKiera
Probably practicing betrayal. Thinking a lot about doing harm.
KKiera
Reading a lot about doing harm. (Eugene stops the globe from spinning by Kiera and Catalina)
So, Cass gets the scroll, total destruction of us. Got it. So, we should hide it, yes? Where is it?
That's the other downside. (chuckling nervously) I don't have it.
If you don't have it, well, then who do have it?
KKiera
Whoa. (she, Catalina, Rapunzel, Eugene, Pascal and Lance see the stronghold is much higher than the castle while Maximus searches for entrances) (she and Catalina are amazed to see the stronghold)
It's taller than the castle. (she, Kiera, Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance walk towards the stronghold)
Cass is sending me a message. (picks up part of her mural) She wants me to know that everything that once was mine will belong to her.
The only message it's sending me is "good luck climbing this". (Maximus neighs when he returns to Rapunzel, Eugene, Pascal, Kiera, Catalina and Lance)
No entrances at the bottom, Max? (Maximus neighs) That's the closest entrance, huh?
How are we supposed to get all the way up there? (Rapunzel turns around and tells him and Eugene)
We get up there by... a lot of climbing. (Lance and Eugene are terrified then Lance walks backwards but Eugene grabs him by the back of his shirt to drag him) That's the spirit. (Lance and Eugene try to climb the stronghold The Emperor's New Groove style but failed to reach the top of it)
(strained): You want to climb like this the whole way?
(strained: Back in my day, towers were much shorter. (Lance and Eugene grunt as they fall off from both sides of the stronghold)
(uses his knife to take sap from the branch) I got a better idea. (laughs) (slathers sap to the stronghold) We'll use this sap to climb the tower. See? No slipping. (he, Rapunzel and Eugene are stuck on sap)
Uh, Lance... I can't move.
KKiera
Look, no hands. (Catalina laughs) (Kiera and Catalina are on the opposite sides of Maximus) (Maximus and Pascal are going to launch Rapunzel, Lance and Eugene into the stronghold)
Eh, once you've been catapulted a few times it's not so bad.
Don't worry, Lance, it'll be all over soon. Um, the catapulting, I mean. (chuckling) Not your life.
(Lance screams) Too high!
Look at you go, Lance, you're a natural.
We're gonna make it! (Lance screaming) (Rapunzel, Lance and Eugene failed to enter the stronghold but they landed to a net) (Rapunzel grunt, sighs) Anybody else got an idea?
This is quite literally the same exact plan. (Lance, Rapunzel and Eugene screaming)
So, you see, young ladies. The seasoned chef inherently knows his way around unfamiliar places. It's a keen sense one develops after years of studying one's craft and--
KKiera
And we're back at the entrance.
Now, we've refamiliarized ourselves with the correct entrance, we can proceed with the correct route (Lance sighs and points to the wrong direction then he points to the right direction) (Kiera, Catalina and Maximus are annoyed with Lance after the four of them went back to the entrance) (We can proceed to the correct route. (Pascal arrived at the throne room and sees that Cassandra is nowhere to be found then he goes around the room when the coast is clear but Cassandra enters the room) (Pascal sees Cassandra but he turns invisible while she goes to her throne) (Pascal squeaks while he is invisible so Cassandra can't see him then he stops hiding from her and he uses his tongue slide across to the rocks but he continues to hide from her) (Cassandra goes to the black rock where Pascal is hiding and she removes the black rock then he waves to her before she captures him) (Pascal quiet squeak)
Ladies and gents. I give you the roo-- (annoyed when Eugene interrupted him presenting a new invention)
I-- I just can't believe how much this guy looks like me. (Max, Varian, Kiera and Catalina are mad at Eugene for interrupting a presentation of a new invention) And he's using my moniker--
(clearing throat) I'll wait. (Max neighs) (Max, Eugene, Rapunzel, Pascal, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around) (Eugene puts a wanted poster behind his back)
Oh. Ahem. Sorry. (apologizes to Varian for interrupting)
Thank you. I'll start again. I give you... (jumps off the crate) The Rooster. (pulls the rope to reveal a new invention) Or at least, it will be once we put it together.
KKiera
It doesn't look like a rooster. (tells Varian)
Uh, it's an early warning system. (walks on crate and to the floor) If Cassandra or any other danger threatens the kingdom, this will fire a glowing mortar into the air and alert everyone in Corona. (points to his invention when telling Max, Rapunzel, Kiera, Lance and Catalina)
Great idea. (tells Varian and she puts her hand on him when she and Varian look and smile at each other) Right, Eugene? Eugene? (she, Varian, Max, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around to see Eugene) (Max whinnies)
Sorry, it's just cheekbones like these, they don't come around twice in a generation, they don't.
Eugene, this is more important than some fake Flynn Rider.
Rapunzel, he stole the crown. I mean, only I could get away with that. Look, Flynn Rider has reputation. I refuse to have it tarnished by some hack impostor. I am going after him.
Well, then I'm going with you. (tells Eugene) (turns around)
Uh, uh, hate to nag, but who's gonna oversee The Rooster's installation? All military grade applications require supervision by the Captain himself. (sees Lance putting his finger on The Rooster) Gah! Don't touch that! (pushes Lance's finger away from the invention when mad)
Lance, you're acting Captain of the Guard until I get back. (Rapunzel, Pascal, Varian, Kiera, Lance and Catalina see Eugene walking away)
Uh, tut-tut-tut. It's temporary. (walks alongside Max to follow Eugene) (tells Lance that he has a nonpermanent job)
Sweet. A temporary promotion.
Hmm. I don't think that's enough. (tells Varian after putting a tiny drop of Flynnoelum into the Rooster)
Okay. With all due respect, I'm the alchemist. (puts goggles on his head then turns around to tell Lance) Flynnoelum is very powerful. Add
I am the alchemist. (mocks Varian) Well, I'm the guy wearing the Captain's uniform. (picks up the syringe) And I don't think it's enough. (Kiera and Catalina walk to Lance) Do you? (asks Kiera and Catalina)
KKiera
(laughs) Nope. (she and Catalina see each other) (Lance toss the syringe to the floor then picks up the barrel of Flynnoelum and pours it into the Rooster while Varian is away) (syringe thuds on the floor)
(sees a toucan with a tentacle rowing a boat when he and everyone are floating) (gasps) Uh... (he and everyone enter the green clouds and pop their heads from underneath the green clouds)
KKiera
Okay, so I'm gonna come right out and say it. (tells Varian and Catalina) This is just awful. (holds a strange pig by the tail and flings it) (an unknown creature wearing is a helmet and it holds a jousting stick while it is riding on a bee flies by Varian, Kiera and Catalina)
I'm not sure if I should be fascinated or terrified. (a giant eyeball appears then Varian, Kiera and Catalina see it multiply into smaller eyeballs and floats away) And we have a winner. (Lance pops out from underneath the green cloud with a unicorn on his head and he sees it)
Everyone, let's just relax. I'm sure Eugene will have us back in no time. (unicorn squeaks and Lance yelps when an oddly colored giraffe pops out from underneath him) I hope.
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