Eugene Fitzherbert quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Rapunzel

(grunting) Cass' stuff gotta be here somewhere. Ah ha! (runs to Cassandra's belongings) (scraping) (hourglass humming) (Raps open a trunk) Oh, it's Cass' things alright. (sees inside a trunk and Eugene walks to her) Look, her shield, her mace... Aww. Her lucky halberd head.

Eugene

Look, I know you love Cass, and I can totally understand why you want her back in your life. But don't forget that she betrayed you.

Rapunzel

She's still a friend.

Eugene

I just don't wanna see you get hurt, anymore, that's all. It's time to put yourself first and let her go.

Rapunzel

Eugene, friends don't leave friends behind. Okay? I need you to understand that.

Eugene

Rapunzel, she's the one who left you.

Lance

Hey! (chuckles) Look what I found. (holds an item that has Eugene's face blowing a raspberry with an arrow on his nose) (chucles) For once, they got your nose right! (points to Eugene's nose on bulls-eye) Not to mention that this... is so very awkward. (puts the bulls-eye down)

Rapunzel

It's okay, Lance. (puts the crate of Cassandra's belongings on a catapult) (smash, clatter) (Rapunzel and Eugene run to a noise)

Eugene

I-I got it, I got it! (an hourglass rolls to Cassandra's belongings) (humming) (Rapunzel holds two goblets) (goblets clink)

Rapunzel

I think I'm gonna go outside. (tells Eugene and Lance) (gives the two goblets to Eugene) (Rapunzel walks to the crate and carries it) Get some air and reorganize this stuff. (starts to leave) (Lance walks to Eugene and they are worried about Rapunzel) (Eugene feels down)

Hey, careful! That egg's priceless!

Come on, Burnsie, you're gonna get us caught! (holds Rapunzel's hand)

Rapunzel

What? (confused)

Go, go, go! (he and Rapunzel follow teenage Lance)

Rapunzel

Burns-- Whoa!

Stop, thieves! (two guards ran by the shop)

Rapunzel

Now, just hold on! Okay? (teenage Eugene and Lance put their hoods down) You had better tell me who you are right... now? (shocked)

Uh, w-what are you staring at, Burnsie?

Am I finally growing facial hair? (sees his chin) (Max neighing) (Raps turns around to see a mad young Max) (young Max snorts) (young Max whinnying) (young Max runs into the alley)

Oh! Not him again. (refers to Max) (Eugene grabs Rapunzel and they run then Lance alongside them) Lance, Apple Pie! (Lance stops)

Oh, yeah! (drops a barrel of apples to the ground to trip a young Max) (a young Max whinnying then he falls) (two guards yelling) (young Max snorts when he takes a bite of an apple)

Quick, in here. (tells Rapunzel and teenage Lance to hide at a clothing shop) (two guards yelling)

Phew! (laughing) No more gruel for us! (holds a priceless egg) (kiss a priceless egg) Tonight, we eat lobster! (laugh) Not to mention, we'll finally be able to pay off the Baron. (he holds a priceless egg and he walks away with teenage Lance) (Pascal squeak then he and Raps gasps)

Rapunzel

(blinks) This is crazy! A young Lance and Eugene? It can't be! (teenage Eugene sees his reflection)

Who's the man? You're the man! (chuckles) (teenage Lance walks to him)

Uh, what is wrong with your face? (as teenage Eugene)

I-it's just a little something I've been cooking up. I call it, "The Blaze."

Blaze? (laugh) It's barely a smolder.

Rapunzel

Yep, that's them alright. And either they found the fountain of youth, or... (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal and Raps turn around to see a poster) Pascal! That's the poster from when I went missing! We just went back in time. (Pascal leaps on Rapunzel's shoulder) But, why do they seem to know us? They keep calling me Burns... (gasps) (Pascal squeaks)

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh... (freaking out) (Patchy is also freaking out) (grunting) (teenage Eugene walks to Raps)

Burnsie! Shh! Keep it down! (Pascal squeaks) (teenage Eugene and teenage Lance dogpile on Rapunzel and Pascal)

I heard something this way. (tells the other guards) (guard runs towards a noise)

Rapunzel

Okay. So apparently, we are trapped in the bodies of the teenage Stabbingtons? (Pascal squeak) I don't know, but for now, uh, we go with it, and try to remain calm until we can figure out what's happening. (she and Pascal hear a guard)

We know you boys are in there. We have the building surrounded.

Rapunzel

Alright, nobody panic. We can get out of this if we all work together... (teen Eugene and Lance left) Great, they ditched us. (door open)

Where are the other two? (three guards enter the shop) (two guards point their halberds at Rapunzel and Pascal)

Rapunzel

Uh, to be honest, I don't even know where I am right now, so-- (a guard holds Rapunzel's arm) (Pascal squeaks)

Take these wise guys to the wagon. We'll find the others. (guards exit the shop) (door slams)

Ah. The old mannquin shenanigans. Works every time. (fist bumps teen Lance) Oof, uh-huh. (grunting)

You think we should, uh, help, with the Stabbies?

You know the rule, Lance. Every man for himself. Besides, I'm sure they're fine. (fist bumps teen Lance) (he and teen Lance exit)

Eugene

(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)

Rapunzel

Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)

Eugene

W-what?

Rapunzel

Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.

Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.

Rapunzel

Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)

Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)

Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?

Rapunzel

Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)

Whoa!

Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!

There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)

Rapunzel

You tried to cheat Lance?

Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.

I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)

You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!

Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)

Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)

Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)

Rapunzel

Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)

So, what's the mark?

Rapunzel

The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)

Come again?

You say what now?

Rapunzel

Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)

Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.

Rapunzel

We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)

Wait, how do you know all this, Sideburns? (he, Raps, Pascal and teen Lance crawl into the secret passage way) (he puts the gate back)

Quiet, Flynn! Let the man talk.

Rapunzel

Next, we'll lower you down through the walls to the vault level, so you can pick the lock.

Flip to see who goes first? I call heads! (toss his coin then it lands on his hand to reveal heads) Sorry, buddy. (tells teen Lance)

(grumbles) (teen Eugene puts his coin back into his pocket but it rolls out of his pocket) (coin clattering) (coin rolls to Pascal) (coin stops rolling then Pascal squeaks when he puts teen Eugene's coin on his tongue)

Better luck next time. (tells teen Lance) (chuckles) (teen Eugene turns the handle) (teen lance steps into the dumbwaiter) (cranking) (Patchy has teen Eugene's coin on his tongue) (teen Eugene takes his coin out of Patchy's mouth) Picking it up with your mouth was an odd choice, but thank you? (Raps sees the coin)

Rapunzel

Hey! (takes teen Eugene's coin from him) That's a double-headed coin! You cheated Lance again, Eugene.

Oh, come on! He's fine. (tells Rapunzel about Lance) (takes his coin back from Raps) In fact, he's the one who gave me this coin. (puts his coin back into his pocket) (stops cranking the handle) (gasp) Wait a second. (cranking) How did you know my real name is Eugene?

Rapunzel

Uh, I-I didn't say Eugene. I said, "You're mean."

Pfft, that's so not true, Burnsie. (smashes) (Lance grunts) (Raps and teen Eugene hear a noise) (distant neighing) (young Max appears) (young Max whinnying)

Rapunzel

Come on! Dive for it! (tells teen Eugene) (she and teen Eugene run back to the elevator to hop into it) (suspenseful music playing) (young Max snort) (young Max turns and sees the elevator) (young Max neighs) (young Max runs away from the elevator)

Voilà! Beauty and brawn, am I right? (opens the door) (tells Rapunzel and teen Lance) (Raps and teen Lance run into the vault but the former stops running)

Rapunzel

I don't get how either of those things helped you crack the lock. (tells teen Eugene)

Just get in there. (tells Rapunzel)

Whoa. Would you look at all this stuff!

(laughs) Where do we start?!

Rapunzel

Oh, no, it's not here! (trying to search for the hourglass)

Hey, what is that? (sees the Sun Drop flower)

Rapunzel

Oh, that's nothing. (referring to the Sun Drop) (steps off the ladder) There's nothing here but the kingdom's priceless treasures. (kicks a treasure chest to teen Lance and teen Eugene) (teen Lance and teen Eugene bend on their knees then they open the treasure chest)

We'll take it! (Pascal squeaking) (Pascal pointing to the hourglass) (Rapunzel walks to Pascal)

Rapunzel

Yes, yes! You found it! (grabs it off the shelf) (young Max whinnying) (Rapunzel turns around when she hears young Max)

You know, I am really starting to hate that horse. (refers to Max) (holds some jewels) (teen Lance turns around and sees young Max) (young Max sniffing) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Max runs to the vault) (upbeat music playing) (teen Lance and teen Rugene run to the doors to close them) Whoa! That was close. I think we're safe. (young Max banging on the doors)

Uh-huh, sure. But, one tiny thing. We're trapped in here now!

Um, so I guess we just move in. It's not that bad. (bang) It's got some nice archways, exposed brick... (bang) (rummaging)

Rapunzel

Guys, get down here. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)

What in the what? Again with the secret castle stuff?! (he and teen Lance see Rapunzel and Pascal climbing down the ladder)

Rapunzel

Uh, let's just say I'm a history buff? Now, come on, and don't touch anything. (teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the ladder to climb down) (upbeat music playing) (young Maximus charges to the doors) (young Max slides when the doors open) (the entrance to the tunnel is closed) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Maximus runs out of the vault)

What is this place?

Rapunzel

No time for questions, boys, just keep it moving. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance are running to the entrance of the tunnel)

(panting) I think lost him. (refers to young Maximus) (tells Rapunzel and teen Eugene)

Rapunzel

Uh, you thought wrong. (points to the right when young Max's shadow is shown) Hurry, this way! (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance) (Raps, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the left) (Pascal squeaking) (teen Lance panting) (teen Lance shrieks) Abandoned, spiderwebs! Oh, no! My voice crack is back! Why is everything awful?!

Rapunzel

This path feels familiar... That silver brick springs a trap, so watch your step. (she, Pascal and teen Eugene avoid pressing on a brick)

You don't have to worry about me! I'm light on my feet! In fact, they call me the Sweet Feet Cham-- (crash) W-w-wait, Flynn! I'm stuck! (teen Eugene runs back to try to free teen Lance from the bars) Help! Help, help!

(grunting) (teen Lance turns around) (young Maximus neighing) (suspense music playing) Sorry, Lance. You know the rule, buddy. Every man for himself. (runs away)

Eugene! Wait! (young Maximus appears behind him) (a guard and Captain of the Guard run towards Lance)

How'd you little boil-brained barnacles know how to get down here? (teen Lance turns around) (Pete and Stan appear)

Pete

And secondly, who do you think has a better face for a mustache, me or Stan? (points to himself and Stan) (guard puts handcuffs on teen Lance)(handcuffs clink)

(sighs) Stan. (suspenseful music playing) (Pete is mad)

Pete

Lock him up. (refers to teen Lance) (gate slamming)

Rapunzel

(sigh) Oh, that was close. (Pascal squeaks) I am so winded. Sideburns really needs to step up the cardio. Wait a minute, where's Lance?

Uh, he, uh, sorta got a little bit arrested. tells Raps) (Pascal climbs on a barrel) B-but, hey! He knows the deal. Every man for himself. That's just how it goes. (cracks his knuckles) So, let's split up the loot, and, uh, get outta here--

Rapunzel

Eugene Fitzherbert! How could you?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Enough with the real names, Sideburns!

Rapunzel

Just listen to me. I know you better than you think I do. You say it's easier to walk away with the excuse, "every man for himself," but Lance? (teen Eugene feels down) Lance is not just every man. He is a friend. He is your best friend. And friends don't leave friends behind.

Wow, Burnsie, that was remarkably insightful, and so not like you. (Rapunzel turns around to hand the hourglass to Psscal)

Rapunzel

Take this to the woods and guard it with your life. (tells Pascal) I'll be back soon. (Pascal nods and squeaks) I've got a friend to save.(craws back into the secret passage) (Pascal squeaking when blows a raspberry at teen Eugene) (Pascal chirps) (instrumental music playing) (Pascal jumps off a barrel and a crate) (Pascal walks to the woods) (teen Eugene is regretting himself about leaving Lance)

(sighs)

Uh, what are you in for? (asks Shorty)

Shorty

Oh, I didn't get arrested. I just like the food here. (smooch) Five star gruel. (lock pick rattling) (Rapunzel tries to pick the lock)

Sideburns?! What are you doing here?

Rapunzel

What does it look like I'm doing? Unfortunately, I don't know how to pick a lock. (hears teen Eugene inside the dungeon)

Step aside, Burnsie. Let a real thief handle that. (Rapunzel smiles) (teen Lance walks to the bars happily when he sees teen Eugene)

Flynn! You came back for me?

Uh, I guess I've got a new rule. Friends don't leave friends behind. (enchanted music playing)

W-w-wait a minute! Raise that eyebrow again. N-now pucker those lips. Little more. More... Oops, okay, th-that's the duck face... Okay, no, right, there you go! That Flynn Rider is your "blaze!" (holds a bowl) (Raps moves a bit) (Shorty is eating) (teen Eugene takes a bowl from teen Lance)

Wow, you're right! It's exquisite. Although, I'm gonna call it, "The Smolder." It's got a nice ring to it. (fist bumps teen Lance) (young Max whinnying) (Raps, teen Eugene and teem Lance see young Max coming) Not again. (runs)

Stan

What is it, Max? What's wrong?

Uh, Flynn. Can you unlock me? (teen Eugene runs back to the cell)

Oh! Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. (apologizes to teen Lance) (unlocks the cell) (he and Rapunzel run away from the cell)

Shorty, you coming? (walks out of the cell)

Shorty

And leave all this?

Rapunzel

Guys! Come on, we gotta go! (teen Lance runs behind teen Eugene) (upbeat music playing) (Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance run away) (young Max sniffing, neighs) (young Max walk to an opened cell alongside Pete and Stan)

Stan

Shorty, what did we tell you about sneaking into prison?

Shorty

Sneak? How dare you. I just walked right in. (young Max whinnies) (young Max has the scent of Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance) (young Max runs to the left) (Stan and Pete run after young Max) (young Max neighs)

You first, bud.

No, you first. I insist.

No, I insist. You go ahead.

I simply couldn't. You go--

Rapunzel

Both of you get down here right now, before I knock you into the middle of next week! (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance then she crawls to the end of the tunnel)

Ah! Now, there's the Sideburns I know. (tells Lance) (he and teen Lance conk their heads towards each other when they are going to crawl at the same time)

Ow!

Get in there. (young Max neighs) Huh? (turns around and sees young Max pulling his coat) (teen Eugene screaming) (young Max thud) (Raps, teen Lance and teen Eugene crawl out of the tunnel) (Raps and teen Lance run while teen Eugene picks up the gate) (gate clangs) (runs after Raps and teen Lance) (young Max smash, snorting) (runs to the same direction) (Pete and Stan also run the same direction) (Rapunzel, teen Lance and teen Eugene run to another tunnel) (young Max snorting) (young Max tries to find which direction Rapunzel, teen Eugene and teen Lance went) (Pete conk his head on a wall)

Pete

Ow! Who lowered that? (young Max heads to a direction then Pete and Stan follow) (Raps, teen Lance and teen Eugene run to another tunnel)

At last! Sweet, sweet freedom! The air smells so fresh! Oh, the trees are so green! (does a cartwheel)

Lance, you were in jail for 12 minutes! (Pascal hops down a tree trunk) (Pascal squeaking) (Pascal stops holding the hourglass) (magic humming) (Raps holds the hourglass)

All right, Patches, show us what we got! (tells Rapunzel) (Rapunzel turns around) What the?! (he and teen Eugene are shocked to see an hourglass) A junky sand clock? (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

Look, I promise I'll explain everything to you in about 10 years. I'm really happy to spend some time with you as a teenager. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)

Sideburns, what are you talking about? (Rapunzel puts the hourglass above her head) No, no, no! (hourglass smashes) (whooshing) Great. You dropped it, Burnsie. If that thing had any sort of value, we could've used it to pay the Baron back. (refers to the hourglass that Rapunzel smashed) (Patchy thuds when Sideburns drops him on the grass)

Drop what? Where are we? (looks around) (confused) We were just running away from the guards. How did we get here? (has amnesia)

Don't worry, Flynn. (walks to the shards of the hourglass) We'll figure out how to deal with the Baron. (picks the bottom of the hourglass) We always do. (tells teen Eugene)

That's true, buddy. (tells Lance) (walks to teen Sideburns and Patchy) Everything's a little easier with a friend by your side. (puts his hand on teen Sideburns) Ain't that right, Burnsie? (asks teen Sideburns)

Get your hands off me. (grunt) (shoves teen Eugene away from him and teen Patchy) (teen Lance catches teen Eugene)

Yeesh, this guy's dealing with some major mood swings today. (refers to teen Sideburns)

Pfft. Teenagers. (young Max whinny) (teen Lance and teen Eugene turn around) This horse is getting to be a pain in my side. (young Max snort) (young Max neighs)

Rapunzel

Eugene, what are you doing? (walks inside the storage room)

Eugene

I'm bringing the last of Cass' things from the vault. (tells Rapunzel)

Eugene

(laugh) Very funny. Oh, wait, you're serious. Sunshine, did you forget? I'm the one who told you that Crowley was trying to toss all of Cass' stuff.

Rapunzel

You did? (Pascal squeaks)

Eugene

Yes! I mean, look, as much as I dislike Cassandra's taste... ah... you gotta put friends first. (walks to the fireplace and puts the picture frame of him, Rapunzel, Pascal, Cassandra and Owl on it) Especially if it's a friend like Cassandra.

Rapunzel

Really? (walks to Eugene)

Eugene

It's like I always say, friends don't leave friends behind. (remembers what Raps said to his teenage self) (quaint music playing) (Raps smiles)