Okay, so we're pretty cold. But at least we're not that guy.
Rapunzel(sighs) If we keep up this pace, we can make it to the Spire by nightfall. (a boomerang whooshing and it sliced a hole to the hot air balloon)
We must have come too close to a wave.
Rapunzel
Wha-- But we weren't anywhere near a wave. Brace yourself! (holds onto the hot air balloon)
Whoa! (holds onto Rapunzel) (he and Rapunzel screaming) (hot air balloon deflated)
Rapunzel
(gasps) Everybody okay?
All in one piece. (he and Rapunzel climb out of the hot air balloon) What do you think took us down? (asks Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
I'm not sure. (Pascal squeaks) But I am surethis place doesn't get warmer at night. All right, guys, let's get sewing.
They really should put labels on these things. (on the staircase to put the sword back where it belongs) (grunts, then sighs) (sees that Rapunzel still feels down about Cassandra and Zhan Tiri taking the Mind Trap) (he walks down and takes the box from Rapunzel to put it on the wall) Let's get out of here, huh? (asks Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
(sighs) I'll be right there. (tells Eugene)
You got it. I'll go prep the balloon. (tells Rapunzel then he walks outside) (Pascal chitters when he comforts Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Oh, thanks, Pascal. (touch her pet) (Zhan Tiri returns to the Spire and talks to Rapunzel)
I believe Cassandra promised us a proper introduction. But she failed to deliver. (Pascal growls) (Rapunzel is mad) Didn't she? Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't guessed who I am, seeing as how we've already met, in a way. You see, over the centuries, I've taken the form of whatever suits my needs. A warlock, a demon, even a blizzard.
Rapunzel
You're... Zhan Tiri. But that doesn't make any sense. Cass knows how evil Zhan Tiri is. Why would she team up with someone--
Cassandra knows only what I want her to know. I'm playing her, Rapunzel. She has no idea. But she is under my complete control. (walks up to the staircase) Prepare yourself, sundrop. (turns around) An eclipse is coming. And when it does, Corona will become nothing more than dust. (grabs an item from the Spire then vanishes) (ring clangs when it drops) (Rapunzel is shocked then she is mad) (Pascal chitters)
Goodbye Rapunzel and Eugene! (waves to them when they are flying back to Corona) (holds her Baby Kurlock) Sorry you blew it! But it wasn't my fault!
(chuckles) Bye! (mumbles) I really can't stand her. (talking about Calliope) (he and Rapunzel walk to the other side of the hot air balloon) Hey, blondie, look, I know today didn't pan out like we'd hoped it would, but you did what you had to do. We'll get Cass back. (he puts his hand on Rapunzel's shoulder) (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel smiles) (Pascal chitters)
Princess Rapunzel
Actually, Eugene, at the moment, I'm beginning to think Cass is the least of our worries. (tells him) (Pascal squeaks) (Eugene puts his around her when they are flying back to Corona alongside Pascal via hot air balloon)
Princess Rapunzel
"Clearly someone wanted people to think Gothel or her ghost was back. The question is-"
Princess Rapunzel
"What are you doing here?"
"My friend told me there were suspicious things going on."
Princess Rapunzel
"Your friend!? Listen, Cass, that little friend-"
"You don't belong here!!"
PRPrincess Rapunzel
"Whoa. I knew she was vain, but..."
PRPrincess Rapunzel
"Look! The Sundrop. The sun incantation! Gothel was alive a long time."
Gothel (via mirror diary): "Good morning, Beautiful."
PRPrincess Rapunzel and Cassandra
"Mother!?"
PRPrincess Rapunzel
"And she's talking to herself. Looks like these can trap images and play them back, like a diary or something."
"And I thought your journal was-"
"Less annoying than this. Happy now?"
PRPrincess Rapunzel
"Yes I am."
Princess Rapunzel
"Well, that's typical Gothel for you."
Princess Rapunzel
"She wasn't exactly the nurturing type, when she was around, I mean."
"Funny, she was never around for me. I wonder why."
Princess Rapunzel
"It's not like I asked to be taken from my parents by a madwoman. And the only thing Gothel ever wanted from me was my hair. She didn't love me. She didn't love either of us. Cass, the only good thing Gothel ever did was bring us together."
"Only good thing!!? You really think this is a good thing?"
Princess Rapunzel
"It was."
"The missing mirror! You took it!?"
Princess Rapunzel
"What!!? No!! I have no idea how that got in my bag!"
(The hand mirror reveals another memory of Gothel, one showing her giving her young daughter her blue-and-gold music box)
"Turn the key like this, so whenever you hear this tune, you'll think of your dear sweet mother and the love I have for you."
Princess Rapunzel
"Cass! I have never seen that."
"Really!? The one mirror that showed that Mother- my mother- had a shred of affection for me and it just happens to be in your bag!!? (Coldly) Out of my way."
Princess Rapunzel
"Cass."
Princess Rapunzel
What!? No!! Cassandra!! CASS!!!"
Me? Captain of the Guard? What is he thinking? (asks Rapuzel when she holds the Gaptain of the Guard helmet)
Rapunzel
(chuckles) That you're the perfect choice.
Oh. Look, I'm flattered by everyone's support. I really am. It's just that me? Come on. I was a legendary thief. I was Flynn Rider.
Rapunzel
Uh, you were Flynn Rider. Now you're Eugene. (Pascal squeaks) (puts the helmet on the bed) Maybe give this Captain thing a shot. (holds Eugene's hands)
Come on! Let's check over here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what's the commotion?
The princess's crown, it's been stolen. Again. (stop running then tell Rapunzel and Eugene) (walks to the crime)
Rapunzel
Oh. Sounds like the kind of thing the Captain of the Guard might handle. (elbows Eugene) Huh? Hmm?
For the record, I have not yet accepted that position. (Stan and Pete notice the rope on the roof)
The ceiling. No one would think to stand guard up there. (tells Pete) Whoever did this must be a criminal mastermind the likes of which Corona has never seen.
Stan, Pete. I literally committed the exact same crime. (a guard opens the doors then enters)
Sir. We've got a detailed description of the thief. (tells Eugene while showing him the wanted poster)
Very funny. Who put you up to this? (takes the wanted poster from a guard to see then turns it around) Oh, nobody wants to own up, huh? Okay. Well, I'll get to the bottom of this. (leaves)
Ladies and gents. I give you the roo-- (annoyed when Eugene interrupted him presenting a new invention)
I-- I just can't believe how much this guy looks like me. (Max, Varian, Kiera and Catalina are mad at Eugene for interrupting a presentation of a new invention) And he's using my moniker--
(clearing throat) I'll wait. (Max neighs) (Max, Eugene, Rapunzel, Pascal, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around) (Eugene puts a wanted poster behind his back)
Oh. Ahem. Sorry. (apologizes to Varian for interrupting)
Thank you. I'll start again. I give you... (jumps off the crate) The Rooster. (pulls the rope to reveal a new invention) Or at least, it will be once we put it together.
It doesn't look like a rooster. (tells Varian)
Uh, it's an early warning system. (walks on crate and to the floor) If Cassandra or any other danger threatens the kingdom, this will fire a glowing mortar into the air and alert everyone in Corona. (points to his invention when telling Max, Rapunzel, Kiera, Lance and Catalina)
Rapunzel
Great idea. (tells Varian and she puts her hand on him when she and Varian look and smile at each other) Right, Eugene? Eugene? (she, Varian, Max, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around to see Eugene) (Max whinnies)
Sorry, it's just cheekbones like these, they don't come around twice in a generation, they don't.
Rapunzel
Eugene, this is more important than some fake Flynn Rider.
Rapunzel, he stole the crown. I mean, only I could get away with that. Look, Flynn Rider has reputation. I refuse to have it tarnished by some hack impostor. I am going after him.
Rapunzel
Well, then I'm going with you. (tells Eugene) (turns around)
Uh, uh, hate to nag, but who's gonna oversee The Rooster's installation? All military grade applications require supervision by the Captain himself. (sees Lance putting his finger on The Rooster) Gah! Don't touch that! (pushes Lance's finger away from the invention when mad)
Lance, you're acting Captain of the Guard until I get back. (Rapunzel, Pascal, Varian, Kiera, Lance and Catalina see Eugene walking away)
Rapunzel
Uh, tut-tut-tut. It's temporary. (walks alongside Max to follow Eugene) (tells Lance that he has a nonpermanent job)
Sweet. A temporary promotion.
What is--? Is this hair? (sees that he is wrapped around Rapunzel's hair)
Rapunzel
Yeah, it does the job. (holds her frying pan)
Oh, it's your hair. In that case, hi. The name's Flynn Rider. (Eugene appears)
No, it's not. Nope, sorry. Nada. Full stop. You thought you could steal the crown better than me, huh? Did you? Did you? Well, you thought wrong. Can we lock that thing up better, please? Thanks. (hands Rapunzel's tiara to Maximus) (Max whinnines) (Eugene walks to Brock) But let's talk about the real offense. Grand theft to boot. And how do you look exactly like me? (asks Brock)
(laughs) Well, exactly like you? Come on. Don't flatter yourself, pal. (tells Eugene)
No, don't flatter-- Myself? No, don't flatter yourself, buddy! Okay? Can you believe this guy? (points to Brock) Big talk from a persona
I adapted the persona. There is a difference. (Rapunzel, Pascal and Max are sick and tired of watching Eugene arguing at the impostor) (Max
Ooh. Ooh. Who you calling sellout, huh? And you know what? Flynn Rider never had a mustache. (points and taps Brock's chest) So there.
That's because yours truly gave him a long overdue upgrade. Big ears.
(gasps) You sir, have come too far. (points to Brock and grabs him by the vest) (Rapunzel uses her hair as a lasso to pull Eugene away)
Rapunzel
Eugene, relax.
Yeah, Eugene, relax. (Eugene turns around)
Rapunzel
Don't test me, Rider. (points at Brock) Com on, let's get this Flynnpostor back to Corona. (tells Eugene when she walks to Brock)
(groans) (walks to Brock)
In the hands of the law again. I'll bide my time. (sees Rapunzel, Eugene and Maximus taking Brock back to Corona) (The Baron leaves)
Rapunzel
Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)
I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)
So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)
Where did you get this guy? He's great.
Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)
Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.
Rapunzel
Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.
Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.
Rapunzel
Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?
Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.
Rapunzel
Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?
(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)
Rapunzel
There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)
Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)
What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)
Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.
Trail ends here, huh? Pal? (asks Max)
Rapunzel
He's not alone. Who is that? (she, Eugene, Max and Pascal see The Baron abducting Brock to bring him to the hideout)
If I didn't know better, I'd say that's... The Baron?
Rapunzel
The Baron? Here? (shocked to hear that Stalyan's dad has entered Corona) (Maximus neighs)
Yeah. I know. (starts to walk away then Rapunzel and Maximus turn around) Awful, right? However, it solves our problem, doesn't it?
Rapunzel
The Captain of the Guard's duty is to protect all of Corona's citizens. (Max whinnies and neighs) (Eugene turns around)
I mean, do we know for a fact that he is a citizen of Coro--? (Rapunzel uses her as a rope) Okay, okay. Okay. I'm coming. (Max neighing) (Eugene, Max and Rapunzel jump down) (a crab is shown at The Baron's hideout) That's The Baron's hideout?
Rapunzel
Ooh! Talk about your fixer-upper.
Steady. Steady. (fireworks exploding) (Max, Pascal and Rapunzel see the Flynnoelum heading towards them)
Rapunzel
Uh-oh. (she, Pascal and Maximus run away from the Flynnoelum but Eugene trips and stops holding onto Rapunzel's hair then falls off the cliff)
Whoa! Whoa! Aah! (groans) (falls into The Baron's hideout)
You came for me. (he and The Baron see Eugene) Eugene. All right! Do you know this guy? (Eugene holds his injured body)
This guy? Unfortunately, I do. Baron! That must be you, right? I mean, I can't really tell because I don't think you're aging very gracefully. Like at all. Have you considered a moisturizing consultant? Because I can put you in touch with my guy. He's very cheap.
Well, it's more like one and a half. If I'm being honest. (chuckling)
If you're being honest. (walks to Brock and The Baron) You hush your mouth. You're not even a third of the man I am. (tells Brock)
Break it up! You're obviously the real Rider. (points to Eugene)
Aah! Well, thank you for recognizing the genuine article.
Nobody has that fragile, an ego.
So then it's settled. If you could just unlock these shackles, my good man. I'm gonna, tsk, get on of here.
Not so fast. (grabs Eugene) I'm gonna get rid of you both.
Rapunzel
Well, it looks like it's up to us, Max. (slides down then sees Eugene, Brock and The Baron at the hideout)
Just knowing this is the last time I'm ever gonna see you. It really brings a smile to my face.
Barry. Bobby. Seriously? Last time? Last is so finite.
And I-- Look, honestly, I'm having a hard time making that out as a smile. More of a stern glare.
Rapunzel
He's got them both, Pascal. (The Baron turns around and sees Rapunzel and Pascal) (Rapunzel gasps)
Your girlfriend's here. But not for much longer. (Rapunzel runs after he sees her) (he walks to a wall to pull out a rock then water is released and Brock sees it about to rise) Now, if you'll excuse me. (tells Eugene and Brock before climbing up the hideout)
Rapunzel
Let them out of there, Baron. (tells Stalyan's dad to free Eugene and Brock)
When this is through, you're gonna wish he had stayed with my Stalyan. (picks up a boulder next to him)
Rapunzel
Stalyan has moved on, why can't you? (tells him that his daughter realized that Eugene and Rapunzel are meant for each other)
Because I've got nothing to move on to. (flings a boulder at Rapunzel then he flings another one at her and she falls) (Rapunzel groans)
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