Queer Eye for the Straight Guy · Season 1, Episode 11
Bro, this place is a shithole, basically.
After you guys tore it up, yes.
No, it was a shithole before we got here.
It was a hole maybe before.
No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole?
My hole is a shithole. [Kyan smiles] Now. [Kyan stops smiling]
[holding up book] The Idiot's Guide to Beer? Who's that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer?
Life is to short to drink cheap booze.
It just looks like you blindfolded yourself, walked around the neighborhood on, like, trash night, and dragged this stuff back in your house.
[Jai, Kyan and Ted are playing the guitar and singing]
Five gay men cleaning one house. One straight man, that's all it takes, just one dirty straight man.
And five gay men.
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