Debbie [praying]: Brian Kinney. No doubt you've heard of him. He wouldn't like you telling me this but the biggest organ he's got is his heart. So please God, make him well.
S4[Episode 410]
S4[Episode 410]
You know, I absolutely hate when you do that.
Do what?
Start to say something and then say "never mind." Then I have to spend the next ten minutes begging you to tell me what it is.
I never knew it irritated you that much. Why didn't you tell me?
Well what good would it do? You'd just get hurt and sulk.
I do not sulk.
And then I have to spend another ten minutes convincing you that I love you and begging you to forgive me, which you finally would, so would you please just tell me what the fuck it is so we don't have to go through the entire song and dance.
I forgot what it is I wasn't going to tell you.
S4[Episode 410]
You think God gave me cancer to punish me?
It's not too late. You can still change. I know you can.
I can?
Well, it won't be easy. You'll have to fight temptation. Be strong. Harden yourself.
I wanna be hard, Mom. You have no idea how much I want to be hard. Oh, Lord, make me hard so that I can fuck every hot guy I see! That's why God gave me a second chance, Mom, so that I can use the one ball I have left!
Shame! Shame on you!
If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven with you!
S4[Episode 410]
Brian [to Justin]: Let's just say that God gave me a second chance. I don't want to blow it. But you feel free to.
S4[Episode 411]
Brian [about Drew]: I don't know if he's going to sell any underwear but he sure as hell is going to sell a lot of Kleenex.
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Did I happen to mention lest we forget that I'm a lesbian?
And did I mention that you sure don't fuck like one?
S4[Episode 411]
My house has many rooms; I occupy but a few. The rest go uninvited.
S4[Episode 411]
Brian [to Lindsay]: You're the last person I ever thought I'd discuss dick with.
S4[Episode 411]
It's okay to like cock. And it's okay to like pussy. Just not at the same time.
S4[Episode 411]
[Hunter comes into the Comic book store] Well, look who it is! Come to shoot the breeze, a heart to heart, spend a little quality time with your dashing young dad?
I need 20 bucks.
I knew it. What do you want it for?
My upwardly mobile lifestyle; being a teenager's expensive.
Well, you should have thought of that before you became one.
S4[Episode 411]
I've always had a soft spot for men in uniform.
And I've always had a hard spot.
S4[Episode 411]
Can you believe I've never been to a football game?
Easily.
S4[Episode 411]
I wish I had a boyfriend when I was your age.
All those missed blow jobs.
S4[Episode 411]
[About Hunter's boyfriend] We're very open minded. Doesn't matter if he has tattoos, body piercings... He doesn't, does he?
S4[Episode 411]
Look, I don't have a boyfriend, okay?
What do you mean, you told me...
I told you I had a friend. I didn't say it was a boy.
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