Joan Kinney quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Joan Kinney

I hope you know it's a sin.

Brian

That I fuck guys or that I didn't tell you?

Joan

You make all the jokes you want. The Bible makes it clear. You're going to Hell.

Joan

I always include you in my prayers.

Brian

What a pal.

Joan

I hope you've come to ask forgiveness.

Brian

Not exactly.

Joan

It's the only salvation there is.

Brian

What about the Salvation Army?

Joan Kinney

This is what happens when you turn your back on the lord.

Brian

Fuck the lord... and fuck you.

Brian

You think God gave me cancer to punish me?

Joan Kinney

It's not too late. You can still change. I know you can.

Brian

I can?

Joan

Well, it won't be easy. You'll have to fight temptation. Be strong. Harden yourself.

Brian

I wanna be hard, Mom. You have no idea how much I want to be hard. Oh, Lord, make me hard so that I can fuck every hot guy I see! That's why God gave me a second chance, Mom, so that I can use the one ball I have left!

Joan

Shame! Shame on you!

Brian

If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven with you!