Hunter quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Hunter

You guys don't have to whisper, I have 20/20 hearing.

Hunter

Hey! I thought when you got married you fucked less.

Ben

How old are you?

Hunter

How old do you want me to be?

Debbie

There must be some place you can go, a nice foster family?

Ben

Yeah, it's better than the streets.

Hunter

Yeah? At least my client's pay to fuck me.

Ben

So I got a call telling me my nephew was in the hospital... which was surprising since I don't have a nephew.

Hunter

You do now... Unc.

Hunter

Can't I just sleep, I was up half the night.

Michael

Doing what?

Hunter

Listening to you guys, trying to keep it down. 'Shh he'll hear us!' Next time just fuck your brains out, get it over with.

Michael

Thanks for the sex tips.

Michael

Hunter... this is Brian.

Hunter

Wanna fuck?

Brian

Nice to meet you, too.

Hunter

How 'bout I pay you?

Brian

[laughs] You couldn't afford me.

Hunter

Look who's here. Come to find me?

Brian

Yeah you're all I've been thinking about.

Justin

Excuse me?

Hunter

I said get lost. I saw him first.

Justin

Really?

Hunter

So how about expressing your appreciation?

Justin

He already has three times with me.

Hunter

What do you bother with that for? How much is he charging you?

Brian

[looks at Justin] a hundred?

Justin

[Justin nods] He refuses to pay though.

Hunter

I don't blame him. I wouldn't give you ten bucks.

Michael

You fucked a murderer?!

Hunter

What's the big deal? I used a condom.

Brian

Well, your safe sex lecture paid off.

Michael

He already has a boyfriend!

Hunter

You do?

Brian

In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.

Michael

Why do you do it?

Hunter

I have low self-esteem, I was serialized at too early an age, it's exciting, fun, and a great way to make non-portable income.

Michael

I would like an honest answer, smart-ass!

Brian

He just gave you one.

Vic

Do you think Rage could help me?

Hunter

There's somebody you want brought back to life with a blow job?

Vic

Me!

Michael

From now on there will be no lewd comments, no more sexual innuendo.

Hunter

So much for conversation.