Brian
You think God gave me cancer to punish me?
Joan Kinney
It's not too late. You can still change. I know you can.
Brian
I can?
Joan
Well, it won't be easy. You'll have to fight temptation. Be strong. Harden yourself.
Brian
I wanna be hard, Mom. You have no idea how much I want to be hard. Oh, Lord, make me hard so that I can fuck every hot guy I see! That's why God gave me a second chance, Mom, so that I can use the one ball I have left!
Joan
Shame! Shame on you!
Brian
If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven with you!
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