Queer as Folk (US) Season 4 quotes

Michael

Do you think maybe it's just a phase? Maybe he hasn't met the right boy.

Ted

That's impossible, he's straight!

Emmett

Tell my ass that.

Melanie

You don't have to tell me, I know. You don't live with someone for nine years and not know.

Lindsay

I still choose you.

Melanie

That's a very convincing testimony. I'm not so sure that I still choose you.

How does that feel?

Brian

It'd be a lot better with poppers.

Try to describe the sensation.

Brian

It feels like someone is rotating my artificial ball.

You've put on some weight.

Brian

I realize to you that's a good thing. To me it's a disaster.

Brian

How long can I resume a normal life? Doing recreational drugs and consuming vast amounts of alcohol, going to the gym.

I don't have any problem with some light stretching and mild cardio.

Brian

Doc, I'm a fag. I don't go to the gym to be healthy, I go there to look good.

Melanie

I know which team I play on. It's not a choice or a preference, it's who I am. It's who I've always been. A rug-puncher, a muff diver, a cunt slapper, a bull, a Lizzie, a dyke.

Lindsay

What do you think I am?

Melanie

Don't ask me to make up your mind for you. You have to do that all by yourself.

Lindsay

I'm a lesbian.

Melanie

Not if you're having sex with a man, honey.

Justin

Brian's doctor cautioned him to take it easy.

Ted

What like getting laid 3 times instead of 4?

Justin

More like 7 instead of 9.

Emmett

So what brings you to Queersville?

Drew

My game's been shit.

Emmett

Talk to your coach.

Drew

I can't sleep.

Emmett

Take a Xanax.

Drew

I'm drinking too much.

Emmett

Buy more beer nuts.

Drew

I miss you.

Drew

I thought you love when I fuck you.

Emmett

I do love when you fuck me. This isn't the Atkins Diet. Man can't live on meat alone. At least this man can't.

Brian

Of all the times we fucked, and by now I'd say we are well into the quadruple digits, that has to be in the top five.

Debbie

Well, there is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, and that's giving 'em all the big "fuck you."

Debbie

Vic fought like a son-of-a-bitch. Every time a new infection hit or some new med made him feel worse than what it was supposed to be curing, he would dig down into some unfathomable place in himself and say "I'm not giving up yet, so fuck off."