Am I interrupting?
Just about to devour my man-wich.
In my neighborhood that's three guys fucking.
S4[Episode 409]
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You flatter me, my dear. By at least a couple inches.
S4[Episode 409]
Jesus, what happened to you?
Chernobyl.
S4[Episode 409]
You think you can kick me out of here the way you did Justin? And for what? Trying not to let on that he knew? Because that's the way you wanted it. He deserves to know. He's your lover. Your partner, whether you want to admit it or not. And sick or not, that's a fucking shitty way to treat him!
I was only trying to make it easier.
By never seeing him again?
He would have left sooner or later anyway, might as well be sooner!
S4[Episode 409]
MMan
Hey Drew, where'd you get those caterers?
Looks like a couple flamers to me.
[walks up to Drew] Excuse me, Mr. Boyd? I hope I'm not out of place for saying this, actually I don't give a fuck if I am. Back in Hazelhurst, Mississippi where I grew up, I was always taught that if a real man has something to say about someone, he says it to his face, not behind his back. So even though you may be a star, you know, captain of the team, a hero to millions, you still have a lot to learn about being a man.
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Dating in this place just means you sucked some guy's dick and went out for coffee.
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Which one are you?
Number 7.
Very graceful... in a rugged, manly way.
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Emmett [to Drew]: I don't see much difference in how you play your game on Sunday afternoons and how I play my game on Saturday nights.
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I thought I told you to get out.
I guess I didn't hear; you tend to mumble a lot.
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Listen to me, you little shit. I don't. Want. You here.
I don't care what you want. You're not getting rid of me.
[Brian tries to pull Justin out. Justin shoves Brian, who falls.]
Shit. Are you all right? Tell me you're all right!
I'm all right!
You're not all right!
[Shouting] Then what the hell are you asking me for?
[Shouting] So I can tell you what a motherfucking piece of shit you are for not telling me, for shutting me out, for thinking that you could handle this on your own and most of all for thinking that I would leave you! Why would you think that? 'Cause you had a ball removed? 'Cause you're no longer perfect? Well, believe me, Mr Kinney, that is the least of your imperfections. And if I wanted to leave you, I've had better reasons, plenty of them!
Maybe you should have.
Yeah, maybe you're right. But I thought we had a commitment, and I plan to stand by it. Now get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch!... And eat some fucking chicken soup!
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Why would anyone think I'm a fag?
Maybe because you had your dick up my ass?
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After all, I am a gay man and sex is our national past-time.
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I see your point.
Yeah, so why didn't you see it then?
Maybe because I didn't know that I had cancer then.
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Will it make me small?
I'm hoping that it will make you large. Very very large.
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All I want to do is dig a hole and crawl in. Only I'm too busy vomiting.
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