Lindsay quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Lindsay

[to Brian] Different doesn't make it better. When are you going to realize that Justin really loves you, even if he is young? At your age, that's not such a bad thing. And that Michael would give up his life for you? And I love you, too.

Lindsay

My house has many rooms; I occupy but a few. The rest go uninvited.

Lindsay

How many times can someone reject you before you just give up?

Lindsay

We've been thinking of names. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus.

Brian

What do you think?

Justin

You wouldn't survive a day in school named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay.

Melanie

Thank you very much, and who the hell are you?

Brian

His name's... Juh...

Michael

Justin.

Brian

You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.

Ugh...

Lindsay

Oh Brian!

Brian

He can't help it. He's only 17.

Melanie

So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.

Brian

Mine doesn't suck on my breasts... unless I want him to.

Brian

Well, here we are. Ma and Pa.

Brian

Hey...

Lindsay

Don't mind me. Just feeling a little... vulnerable.

Brian

I promise not to tell.

Lindsay

Who would have thought? You and me, parents?

Brian

It's pretty scary, boys and girls. Think it's too late to return it?

Lindsay

[whispers] We could try... [laughs] I guess this means we're finally grown-ups.

Brian

Don't say that Wendy. We'll never grow up.

Lindsay

Don't be scared. Hell, if our parents could fuck up, so could we.

Lindsay

Why does it matter to you that Gus is circumcised?

Brian

It matters that he's been in this world less than a week and already there are people who won't accept him the way he is. They'd even mutilate him rather than let him be the way he is. The way he was born. Well, I'm not gonna let that happen.

Brian

Fuck bath-time and fuck you!

Melanie

Fuck you!

Lindsay

Just stop it, both of you!

Brian

So let's cut to the chase. Find somebody else. His mommy, or Michael, or Madonna. I don't care who.

Lindsay

But he chose you.

Brian

Well, he chose wrong.

Melanie

Yeah, that's what I said to him. I said Brian is not the person you want responsible for you life. He's a selfish narcassistic little fucking faggot. And let me tell you something, it's not because you suck cock, it's because you're a little fucking coward! So go! Get out! Now!

Brian

What about us? We don't have any beeps or wires or little white dots telling us we're alive, so how do we know? I guess we just take each other's word.

Lindsay

Maybe we know from what people expect from us.

Wow, beautiful baby! Looks just like you.

Lindsay

Why thank you, so do our five others. I'm gonna go change him, honey.

Brian

You do that, sweetie. [Lindsay and Brian kiss]

Ted

Well, Brian. You really know how to throw a birthday bash.

Emmett

Too bad all good things must come to an end.

Melanie

Well well well... is anyone surprised? The way he treats people. Am I right? Is there anyone here tonight that hasn't been fucked by Brian Kinney, one way or another?

Vic

Well, what do you know, now Michael has been too.

Debbie

So you finally gave him what he wanted. Good for you.

Lindsay

How could you do that to him, Brian? Your best friend in the whole world.

Justin

No. You're gonna need someone to help you clean up this mess.

Lindsay

Can we talk about this later?

Melanie

Like everything else. I'm gonna go spike the punch.

Melanie

Don't you ever get tired of being cheery?

Lindsay

You have no idea.

Lindsay

Do you still love me?

I never stopped.

Lindsay

[About Justin asking Brian to the Prom] Oh! I think that's so adorable that he asked you! Despite the somewhat questionable difference in you ages, and that fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior.

Brian

Not going; too old.

Lindsay

Oh, so you're 30, I know. It's so dramatic, but it is something we all go through, if you're lucky enough to live that long, but to carry on like it's the end of your life?

Brian

It is.

Lindsay

It's the beginning! A whole new way of thinking about yourself, feeling a whole new sense of accomplishment.

Brian

That's from the 'La Jeunesse' anti-aging commercial; I wrote that fucking copy!

Lindsay

Oh, Okay. I guess I only quote from the masters...

Melanie

Lindsay Peterson, will you marry me?

Lindsay

Now you're proposing to me? Well, I'm gonna have to think it over... Yes!