Queer as Folk (US) Season 3 quotes

Justin

So you're just gonna take it lying down?

Brian

That's generally how it's done.

Hunter

Can't I just sleep, I was up half the night.

Michael

Doing what?

Hunter

Listening to you guys, trying to keep it down. 'Shh he'll hear us!' Next time just fuck your brains out, get it over with.

Michael

Thanks for the sex tips.

Melanie

You certainly are a busy beaver.

Emmett

That's a true compliment, Melanie... coming from you.

Michael

Hunter... this is Brian.

Hunter

Wanna fuck?

Brian

Nice to meet you, too.

Brian

Twenty of Pittsburgh's hottest horniest hunks... and Debbie.

Justin

I know how much she wants to be a gay man but is wise to encourage her?

Emmett

Do you have any idea how hard that was for him?

Lindsay

I know, I feel so bad for him.

Melanie

I don't, he's a fucking drug user.

Emmett

That is not true. He tried it once.

Melanie

Would you stop being a silly faggot and have some balls for Christ's sake?

Emmett

Well, I may be a silly faggot. But do you know something Mel? You're a cunt.

Hunter

How 'bout I pay you?

Brian

[laughs] You couldn't afford me.

Brian

Somewhat bald, somewhat overweight, somewhat middle-aged.

Horvath

You just described half the guys on the force.

Ted

I felt so good... for once. All those voices that tell me that I'm shit, that I'm nothing, that I'm ugly... were finally gone. I felt so hot, so sexy... the way Brian must feel all the time. Everybody wanted me. And I wanted them. Could fuck a room full of guys and still fuck some more.

Emmett

Well, you don't need them now... cause you've got me.

Justin

Look at all these old guys...

Brian

It's sad, isn't it?

Justin

Yeah, some of them are even older than you are. But I guess at their age if they want it, they gotta pay for it.

Brian

Another reason to die young.

Justin

Or to accept the fact that youth and beauty are fleeting. That time will inevitably leave its mark. And that we should accept our mortality with grace and dignity.

Hunter

Look who's here. Come to find me?

Brian

Yeah you're all I've been thinking about.

Justin

Excuse me?

Hunter

I said get lost. I saw him first.

Justin

Really?

Justin

Fucking teenagers... I don't know how anyone puts up with them.[Brian looked at Justin]

Brian

What do you want?

Brian

Besides that.

Hunter

So how about expressing your appreciation?

Justin

He already has three times with me.

Hunter

What do you bother with that for? How much is he charging you?

Brian

[looks at Justin] a hundred?

Justin

[Justin nods] He refuses to pay though.

Hunter

I don't blame him. I wouldn't give you ten bucks.